The other day when I posted how I pictured LOST ending in no way did I ever think I'd be remotely correct. Here's what I said:
Desmond will be escorting Kate who, mark my words, is going to be an absolute smoke-show if she’s to wear that dress Desmond got her – that skimpy ass black dress. HMmmmmmmmmmmm. Kate.
Then the island is going to blow up which will be followed by Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Don't look now but I was right....
Desmong escorted Kate: RIGHT
Kate looking like a smokeshow in the black dress: DOUBLE RIGHT
The island blows up: RIGHTER
Show followed by Jimmy Kimmel: RIGHT (but only on the west coast)
I'm no math wiz but I'd say a perfect 4/4 translates into 100%.... minus the part where everyone turns out to be dead as shit, but that wasn't even the biggest twist. Turns out, that guy was Bruce Willis the whole time...... and speaking of Bruce Willis - was it really a "cop out" that everyone turned out to be dead? Absolutely not. Don't let the bi-monthly viewer tell you that Fin was shit because by film standards it was the most complete ending you could have asked for. Maybe I am guility that i wanted it to end with the door open in a way leaving room for a spin-off, like what "Joey" did for "Friends".
But it's over now and this is only the beginning for speculations. People will say that the writers pulled this one out of their asses - and you know what, maybe they did but it's very unlikely because stashing 2 hours and 30 mins worth of a script in your ass is gonna hurt like a bitch.
Danvers- Police said a cleaning man was taken to a hospital after being sucked into a machine at a sausage-making company in Danvers. The accident happened Thursday night as the man was cleaning the vacuum-type machine that is used to season the meat at DiLigui Sausage Co. Police said the man's head and shoulders became stuck in the machine after it somehow activated while being cleaned.
Lt. Carole Germano told The Salem News that the man -- whose name was not released -- was freed from the machine and showed no obvious sign of trauma, but was taken to a hospital as a precaution.
The Occupational Safety and Health Administration is investigating the mishap.
Machines are very powerful tools - stand too close to one like my man in the story above and your going to pay the price. Stand to close to anything and its a bad idea but a machine in the end knows who's boss.
Shakespeare's sonnets are first published in London, perhaps illicitly, by the publisher Thomas Thorpe
This marks the start of the single greatest story teller's career, behind only Tucker Max. And let me tell you, you do not want Tucker Max behind you.....
Sunday night marks what many thought would be a day they would never see: the SERIES finale of LOST. This show has been more of a mind fuck than some of David Blanes magic tricks – not in the sense that the trick is awe inspiring but more in a sense of WTF Blane? Like foreplay with a 16 year old, this season has only merely hinted at the end providing little to no action.
Unfortunately they waited until the last three episodes to start whacking people (off) left and right – body count in the past two episodes is like six (Jin, Sun, Syadi, Maroon 5 guy, Whitmore, and Whitmore’s Bit) leaving us with Jack, Kate, Sawyer, Hurley, and Mo.
I could speculate how this is going to end but come Sunday night 11:31 pm EST I would be so wrong it would be comical, but then again I’ve been doing that for 21 years. So I will post what I believe will happen – others will too and Sunday night we will feel as if the finale was the first episode of this show we ever watched.
Series finale guesstimation:
Jack is now the new Jacob after he took a sip from Jacobs spiked invincibility cup vowing to protect the island. John Locke-smoke-monster vowed to Ben that he was going to absolutely destroy the island. If I remember correctly from the season opener the island was very much under water. Pretty much the finale is going to involve a lot of Desmond and whatever revelations Desmond makes.
Back in not-island time. Kate, Desmond, Syaid, Hurley are all in on some kind of scheme involving a concert that everyone’s going to be at. Miles mentioned last episode that he’s going to a concert for his dad’s museum or some shit while Jack also mentioned he’ll be there as well because his son is playing. Desmond will be escorting Kate who, mark my words, is going to be an absolute smoke-show if she’s to wear that dress Desmond got her – that skimpy ass black dress. HMmmmmmmmmmmm. Kate.
Then the island is going to blow up which will be followed by Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Not caught up on LOST? Well then heres the opening scene - Season 1 Episode 1 Opening Scene. You have 96 hours......GO!
Your lying if at first glance you didn't think this was Michael Scott (Steve Carell). Absolute liar liar pants on fire. It's not Scott, its some dude but don't worry about it.
Is this what Pres means by “fake life”? Like is this a dream? This is exactly how you describe a dream. “So I’m walking in a parade and there’s a fat naked guy. And a dude in a propeller hat. Then all of a sudden BOOM a brawl breaks out to USA chants while a ballerina strolls up the sidewalk.” Seriously free hat that I physically can’t send you because I haven’t even gotten mine yet to whoever can tell me what type of weird ass bizarro-world event this is.
The cover for one of The Stokes albums at first may appear to be just random shit or some creative artisy shit. Upon further research and hours watching the discovery channel the album cover infact is the famous depiction of what the universe looked like a fraction of a second (10 -43 seconds) after the Big Bang.
Each swirl and dash is an element creating itself by exploding faster into nothingness than Lindsay Lohan's career after "The Parent Trap". From this singular atom came everything we know. Pretty wild to think that a band featured in Rock Band knows the secrets to the universe. And like The Monkeys, they had a major influence on the Beatles.
"Ohhh heyyyy. ya I'm courtside at the Celtics Magic game paying no attention to the game itself....just texting. the whole time"
Man that really grinds me gears. You have these seats that average men would literally KILL for but here you and your girl friend are with those seats - balls deep in your blackberry. When will ticket sellers wake up and sell exclusively to men, and or, women with large tits?
Here's some other screen shots i grabbed the other week that barstool sports though weren't blog worthy....
I remember (kinda) the first time I used the internet. More specifically the first time I used google. I went to the library to find a book on how to build a go-kart because to me building a go-kart was the one and only thing on my mind that summer. As I'm in the library I go over to the computer and go to yahoo to do a search - naturally I find jack shit. The indian/asian librarian comes over and punches in GOOGLE instead of yahoo and just a god damn waterfall of information rains down on me. From then on its been nothing but google and excess amounts of information. With the internet also comes porn and cute animals. I'll take the higher road on this and post tons of cute things I've found. Good day.
People these days, they want their pay in full huh
boston - Governor Deval Patrick’s administration, taking a hard line on the proposed tribal casino in Fall River, said yesterday it will demand repayment of nearly $35 million in taxpayer funds for a highway ramp off Route 24 if the city builds a gaming complex there instead of a long-planned biotechnology park.
The ultimatum reveals the administration’s dissatisfaction with Fall River officials, who over the past several years persuaded the state to invest more than $50 million in road improvements and other upgrades for a planned “BioPark’’ — only to see those city officials on Monday instead endorse construction of a casino on the site. Patrick’s top economic aide, Gregory Bialecki, said his office was not briefed on the casino proposal before the Mashpee Wampanoag tribe unveiled it.
“If it turns out this parcel is going to be developed as a casino, we expect to be repaid for any public dollars spent on the infrastructure,’’ Bialecki said. He said the admin istration was not angered by the casino proposal, but that it believes developers should pay for upgrades to support construction of gaming facilities, not the public. Construction of the ramp is underway.
My advice: pay for the on-ramp before people start getting whacked. I've seen it happen.
Finally a web page that has all the room in the world for my fat ass....blogz. We've expanded the margins on the site so you don't have too!
Pictures bigger than you've ever seen 'em and youtube embeded videos without the poor cropping. Anyway, we've come a long way from that first post - 301 posts later we're still cashin checks and snapping necks.
Hey, you gonna have the rest of those? Cuz if your not I will.
You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I watch too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted bruins fan like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like my team. My friends like my team. My customers like my team. 'Cause we’re the real article. What you see is what you get.
The space shuttle Atlantis and the six astronauts on board, departed today from Cape Canaveral on a 12-day mission for this ship will be the last trip to the International Space Station. The shuttle, carrying equipment and supplies for the ISS, took off from the runway at 4:20 GMT, with excellent weather Conditions for launch. After splitting and discard the fuel tanks, the empezar spacecraft orbiting around the Earth. Ship is expected to arrive at the ISS on Sunday.
This is it. The final countdown (pun intended) of the shuttle. It has given us many great years but we gotta go above and way beyond now. Thanks shuttle - I'll save the date for your last launch (Nov. 22) for mission Glory - whose coming with me! If not, we got the future - especially August ** for mission NuSTAR
2010 Launches
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Date: Sept. 16 +
Mission: STS-133
Launch Vehicle: Space Shuttle Discovery
Launch Site: Kennedy Space Center - Launch Pad 39A
Launch Time: 11:57 a.m. EDT
Description: Space shuttle Discovery will deliver the Express Logistics Carrier 4 (ELC4), a Multi-Purpose Logistics Module (MLPM) and critical spare components to the International Space Station.
Date: Mid-Nov. *
Mission: STS-134
Launch Vehicle: Space Shuttle Endeavour
Launch Site: Kennedy Space Center - Launch Pad 39A
Launch Time: To Be Determined
Description: Space shuttle Endeavour will deliver an EXPRESS Logistics Carrier-3 (ELC-3) and an Alpha Magnetic Spectrometer (AMS) to the International Space Station.
Date: Nov. 22 Mission: Glory Launch Vehicle: Orbital Sciences Taurus Rocket Launch Site: Vandenberg Air Force Base - Launch Pad SLC 576-E Description: The Glory Mission will help increase our understanding of the Earth's energy balance by collecting data on the properties of aerosols and black carbon in the Earth's atmosphere and how the Sun's irradiance affects the Earth's climate.
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2011 Launches
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Date: **
Mission: Aquarius
Launch Vehicle: United Launch Alliance Delta II 7320
Launch Site: Vandenberg Air Force Base - SLC 2
Description: The Aquarius mission will provide the first-ever global maps of salt concentrations in the ocean surface needed to understand heat transport and storage in the ocean.
Date: Aug. 5
Mission: Juno
Launch Vehicle: United Launch Alliance Atlas V
Launch Site: Cape Canaveral Air Force Station, Fla.
Description: The solar-powered Juno spacecraft is to orbit Jupiter's poles 33 times to find out more about the gas giant's origins, structure, atmosphere and magnetosphere.
Date: Aug. ** Mission: NuSTAR Launch Vehicle: Orbital Pegasus Launch Site: Kwajalein Description: NuSTAR will search for black holes, map supernova explosions, and study the most extreme active galaxies.
Date: Sept. 23
Mission: NPP
Launch Vehicle: ULA Delta II
Launch Site: Vandenberg Air Force Base, Calif.
Description: The National Polar-orbiting Operational Environmental Satellite System Preparatory Project (NPP) mission for NASA and NOAA is to measure Earth's atmospheric and sea surface temperatures, humidity sounding, land and ocean biological activity and cloud and aerosol properties.
Date: Sept. 8
Mission: GRAIL
Launch Vehicle: ULA Delta II Heavy
Launch Site: Cape Canaveral Air Force Station, Fla.
Description: The Gravity Recovery and Interior Laboratory mission's primary science objectives will be to determine the structure of the lunar interior from crust to core and to advance understanding of the thermal evolution of the moon.
Date: October 14 *
Mission: Mars Science Laboratory
Launch Vehicle: United Launch Alliance Atlas V
Launch Site: Cape Canaveral Air Force Station
Description: The Mars Science Laboratory is a rover that will assess whether Mars ever was, or is still today, an environment able to support microbial life and to determine the planet's habitability.
J. Black (not contee) wants to know exactly how much longer will the BP leak go and then once this is fixed, what is going to keep British Petroleum from raising gas prices and putting the burden on Americans?????? We as Americans must stand against it before it takes place!
Yesterday at 1:12pm via Facebook for BlackBerry
Maybe JB reads Deez. It would make sense to assume that because I said the same fackin thing two weeks ago. Forget what the experts are saying - Black's got the future on lock. Spoken like a true American.
