Dead Wrong

The other day when I posted how I pictured LOST ending in no way did I ever think I'd be remotely correct. Here's what I said:

Desmond will be escorting Kate who, mark my words, is going to be an absolute smoke-show if she’s to wear that dress Desmond got her – that skimpy ass black dress. HMmmmmmmmmmmm. Kate.


Then the island is going to blow up which will be followed by Jimmy Kimmel Live!

Don't look now but I was right....

• Desmong escorted Kate: RIGHT
• Kate looking like a smokeshow in the black dress: DOUBLE RIGHT
• The island blows up: RIGHTER
• Show followed by Jimmy Kimmel: RIGHT (but only on the west coast)

I'm no math wiz but I'd say a perfect 4/4 translates into 100%.... minus the part where everyone turns out to be dead as shit, but that wasn't even the biggest twist. Turns out, that guy was Bruce Willis the whole time...... and speaking of Bruce Willis - was it really a "cop out" that everyone turned out to be dead? Absolutely not. Don't let the bi-monthly viewer tell you that Fin was shit because by film standards it was the most complete ending you could have asked for. Maybe I am guility that i wanted it to end with the door open in a way leaving room for a spin-off, like what "Joey" did for "Friends".

But it's over now and this is only the beginning for speculations. People will say that the writers pulled this one out of their asses - and you know what, maybe they did but it's very unlikely because stashing 2 hours and 30 mins worth of a script in your ass is gonna hurt like a bitch.