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DezBlogz Mario Kart Clothing Line....yes I'm serious

Here's three so far. Other ones that we will be coming out with will include:

"Item Box"

"Bolt"

"Banana"

&

....more

Hot off the wire

You should be dancing

I made this video to play on the jumbotron for when the Spinners score a run... naturally this video will get way more views on Deez since the Spinners.....GO SPINNERS!! Actually that's not true and maybe a little to brutal of an analogy for our younger readers.

Any who, bump this shit. Get me paid bitch!

A man with a plan

"I am Basil Marceaux .com"
-Basil Marceaux, July 2010

Freedom isn't Free.

Lindsay Lohan, 24, gets her name & face all over the news because she went to jail. 

Justin Allen, 23 

Brett Linley, 29 

Matthew Weikert, 29

Justus Bartett,27 

Dave Santos, 21 

Chase Stanley, 21

Jesse Reed, 26

Matthew Johnson, 21 

Zachary Fisher, 24

Brandon King, 23 

Christopher Goeke, 23, 

Sheldon Tate, 27 

... are all Marines who died this week

Semper Fi Marines, your country thanks you

And shut the fuck up Lindsay you stupid ass crack whore you havn't done shit in years but lucky for you these brave men gave their life to protect the freedoms that allow you to do nothing in your ivory tower.

AMERICA!

88.9

I hate bragging.

I hate it because it makes people look like they've never been better than anyone before. For the record I've been better than everyone forever. With that in mind it should come as no suprise that my college radio station just dominates major radio stations. I guess that's the thing about college stations - you can play whatever the fuck you want whenever and if people dissagree you don't lose advertising cuz there is none !!

WERS has been notorious for just dominating. I helped my boy Mike earlier this year by promoting the bag outta his late night dub-step (YA DUB). The other night i was bumpin hip hop after dark on my ride home and the playlist that they had on full tilt was unreal. Don't worry I'll share.



This song struck me as familar and then i reconized the remixed MGMT Kids. Nice touch nice. Plus the lyrics were pretty neat. Much better than that asshole Hurricane Chris who's rhymes sounded like retarted kid reading a thesaurus.



couldn't even remember the last time i heard this song before the other night. Actually thought i was playing Goldeneye bunker level with that beat.



need a say more.



at this time i got home but not without a giant smile on my face and a skyscrapper in my pants. Made me almost want to buy a CD.

ALMOST.

Lets RAGE!!!?!!!!

Usually if i get one of those mass fb event invites i just glace at it and remove it from my events because i'm that cool. The other day i got one that seemed to be just another event headed for the remove button but i decided to read it over instead. Read it over indeed. After half ass reading the description i though of a way we could blow this thing out of the water - then i remembered i was dez'ing again. Thus this ingenious plan....

READ EVERYTHING BELOW IF YOU WANNA COME TO G.ROBO PARTY PART 3:


So G.ROBO is going to have the Biggest Party Ever, ANYONE CAN COME.....But there is just one thing all G.ROBO fans must do.

On our G.ROBO facebook page we currently have 623 fans. Before we put the time and effort in to have another successful fucking blast of a party we are giving our faithful G.ROBO fans a challenge. 1,500 fans on facebook and we will LAUNCH THE EVE...NT.

The location and date of the party is going to be kept secret until this is done. So what everyone needs to do is take 5 mins out of their day go to the G.ROBO facebook page:

http://www.facebook.com/pages/GROBO/417895550290?ref=search

"Like" it. Then click suggest to friends, then individually select all your friends. (You CAN NOT click "ALL", it will not send it to all your friends, you must do it individually).


AFTER you have invited ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS....leave a comment on THIS event saying :

"I pledge allegiance to G.ROBO, I will forever get Fucked up."

DO IT SO WE HAVE THE PARTY ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Its a huge bitch, but this party will be well fucking worth it. (150-300 person party, endless kegs and vodka, DJ, live performances, wet t-shirt contests, prizes, the WHOLE SHA-BANG. PROB THE GREATEST PARTY EVER) The party will be after mid-august  (August 20th) RIGHT BEFORE everyone leaves for school. A NICE WAY TO END THE FUCKING SUMMER

EVERYONE CAN COME TO THIS PARTY IF WE GET 1,500 FANS, otherwise it will be an invite only event =(.

So invite all your friends to the page, and tell them to invite all of their friends. Invite people to this event and make them do it if they wanna be apart of this epic event

INVITE INVITE INVITE, this party is in the hands of YOU, G.ROBO NATION...will it go down? We shall see......

PS. If you have read this far lol post the youtube link to your status and Spread G.ROBO to the world:

G.ROBO; FOREVER FUCKED UP

If your still with me after all that then lets do it. I want out of state people brining out of state people, who are already bringing forigen people to this party. I want G. ROBO to be like "who the fuck invited this mother fucker from France", that's how i want it. So read it over again, do what it says and lets have this bash because fuck it - it's not at my house, i'm not cleaning up, i'm not gonna know anybody, and there's gonna be a wet t-shirt contest so hell fuckin ya.

p.s. - this kid must not know who i am and what im capable of because i pretty much just told the entire internet about this party.

p.m.s - here's a link to these guys music. I can totally see bitches gettin wet to this, wet t-shirt bro.

Griiiindin'

 From broslikethissite.com

#29 Grinding

It’s 1 am. You’ve been slamming back brew dogs with your bros for like 7 hours and have a ridiculously nice buzz going. Up to this point it has been a perfect night, but now it’s time to break out the charm on some lucky slam piece. That’s when you spot her dancing in a circle with her friends. The target. As the DJ blares Lady Gaga, you slowly make your way over to the circle. Then, just at the part of the song where Lady Gaga breaks it down, you make your move. Without making eye contact or much less even talking to the girl, you saddle up right behind her, wrap your arm around her stomach and start swing your hips back and forth with her. Let the grind begin. Who says romance is dead?

Typically, unless there is a competition involving a circle of bros chanting and yelling out, “Oh no he didn’t!!” when some sick move is broken out, bros don’t like to dance. Bros generally prefer to be in the background watching and making fun of all the people who are dancing. But bros know fully well, the best way to the bedroom is through the dance floor, and what better way to get your slam piece in the mood than by a dance simulating sex.

I’m not really sure who invented grinding, probably a Black dude, but whatever its fucking awesome. I remember going to my first high school mixer as a 14 year old freshman and seeing a couple “dancing.” The guy was standing up straight and not moving at all while the girl was in grinding position but was bent over touching her toes gently swaying back and forth. This was a little different from my middle school dances where pushing the envelope meant everyone doing the Will Smith “Men In Black” dance. Regardless, I loved the new discovery

One of the great things about grinding is that sometimes bros will get a half-chub or maybe even full-chub. Bros can do one of two things when the chub arrives. They can hide it by smoothly reaching down and doing the “tuck up” by putting it in their waistband, or they can do what I love to do: just fucking going for it. By rubbing your chub up on the girl you are telling her two things: 1. “I’m not impotent” 2. “I would like to have sex with you.” This will often help you bypass any small talk you would normally have to suffer through and move things directly to the bedroom. Girls probably love it when guys get chub. It’s pretty much the best compliment they could ever receive. And honestly, I don’t want to hear any bras out there saying, “I hate it when random guys grind on me” because you are full of shit. If you don’t want guys to grind on you, you should either get really fat or you shouldn’t wear what you are wearing.

Grinding is great. I remember my first bump and grind - not gonna say any names but it was a little asian girl who totally couldn't handle my shit. 

Crazy mexican Kids Grinding on each other. - Watch more Funny  Videos

The great debate: glitch or shortcut?

My saying when playing Mario Kart 64 has always been "go big or go home". Usually after I go huge i go home, thus living up to my self proclaimed name. While indeed i dangle on all 16 courses I will say that I have yet to master all the shortcuts. SHORTCUTS - not the glitches because that shit sucks. Shortcuts are high risk, high reward. Glitches are high bitch, big asshole.

You see the difference between a shortcut and glitch is this: if you can cut out half the map because you R-button over the side of the wall, or you jump into the water and the cloud dude drops you off in 1st  than that shits a glitch (i.e wario stadium, toads turnpike, lugi's raceway).

If any sort of skill level is required to cut out a portion of the map well than thats a shortcut (i.e. rainbow road, the beach). Listed below are all 16 courses (and no i didn't need to google the order cuz i see these tracks in my sleep) next to the course I have listed if its a glitch or a shortcut. There is no arguing this, only acceptance, but i am always down for a good debate.

Maybe my new saying should be: 

IF YOU GLITCH, YOUZ A BITCH. 

Ya, I like that. Use it.

Luigi's Raceway - GLITCH

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Moo Moo Farm - N/A

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Koopa Troopa Beach - SHORTCUT

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The Train - GLITCH

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Toad's Turnpike - GLITCH

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Frappe Snowland - GLITCH

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Choco Mountain - GLITCH

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Mario Raceway- SHORTCUT/GLITCH

In this video, the dude clearly glitches - but had he not gone all the way to the right over that jump and landed on the track on the other side than that'd be a respectable shortcut.

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Wario Stadium - HUGE GLITCH

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The ice one - N/A

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Royal Raceway - GLITCH

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Bowser's Castle - N/A

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DK's Jungle Joint - SHORTCUT

cut the turn really sharp going over the jump to the left and if you land on the course your the man.

This kid in the video below is a fucking mess

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Yoshi's Mindfuck - SHORTCUT S

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Banshee Boardwalk - SHORTCUT

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Rainbow Road - SHORTCUT

Can you check train times for me bro?

ya dude. here: http://mbta.com/schedules_and_maps/rail/lines/?route=NBRYROCK

Fans of Deez. Stand the fuck up

WOULD YOU BUY THIS SHIRT

FOR $9 ???

There's been enough good shit on this blog since March '10 so i figured why not do what every other awesome blog does and sell some t-shirts. The top picture is obviously the front, bottom the back. Not sure why they are showing up in black and white but the picture on the back would be the legendary forecast for stoopfestbro '10.

If enough people want one i'll make them up - i found a good site online that will do 34 t-shirts at 7.70 a piece. Tack on a couple bucks for shipping and fondeling and you guys will have an awesome shirt with a word on the front that is neither a word nor not a word and the awesome graph of time vs. consumption that truely lived up to its prediction both weather wise and drinkin wise.

Let's show some team spirit!

Raj just blew Lowell's mind

The other night when i was snoopin around Raj's room looking for a clean sock to fire one off into I saw that on Raj's computer this music video. It was blowin my mind. Naturally everyone in the other room was listening to the song with no idea how cool the music video looked - IDIOTS.

So because I'm a nice guy and work is really slow today I've managed to crank out my 3rd, YES 3rd - blog post of the day. 

Can somebody tell me how this only has 3 views?!

Be the Nintendo all-star team Shawty Lo. David Justice. Relax

New page lookin sexy

What's the only thing sexier than a hot chick floating in space?

Colby doing work

Caution: you might learn shit

http://lowellspinners.wordpress.com/2010/07/16/advanced-statistics-offense/

Caution: mad funny

Unofficial wild thing

U-S-A !

Hey, Apple's got somethin to say

 

Letter from Apple Regarding iPhone 4

Dear iPhone 4 Users,

The iPhone 4 has been the most successful product launch in Apple’s history. It has been judged by reviewers around the world to be the best smartphone ever, and users have told us that they love it. So we were surprised when we read reports of reception problems, and we immediately began investigating them. Here is what we have learned.

To start with, gripping almost any mobile phone in certain ways will reduce its reception by 1 or more bars. This is true of iPhone 4, iPhone 3GS, as well as many Droid, Nokia and RIM phones. But some users have reported that iPhone 4 can drop 4 or 5 bars when tightly held in a way which covers the black strip in the lower left corner of the metal band. This is a far bigger drop than normal, and as a result some have accused the iPhone 4 of having a faulty antenna design.

At the same time, we continue to read articles and receive hundreds of emails from users saying that iPhone 4 reception is better than the iPhone 3GS. They are delighted. This matches our own experience and testing. What can explain all of this?
 
We have discovered the cause of this dramatic drop in bars, and it is both simple and surprising.
Upon investigation, we were stunned to find that the formula we use to calculate how many bars of signal strength to display is totally wrong. Our formula, in many instances, mistakenly displays 2 more bars than it should for a given signal strength. For example, we sometimes display 4 bars when we should be displaying as few as 2 bars. Users observing a drop of several bars when they grip their iPhone in a certain way are most likely in an area with very weak signal strength, but they don’t know it because we are erroneously displaying 4 or 5 bars. Their big drop in bars is because their high bars were never real in the first place.

To fix this, we are adopting AT&T’s recently recommended formula for calculating how many bars to display for a given signal strength. The real signal strength remains the same, but the iPhone’s bars will report it far more accurately, providing users a much better indication of the reception they will get in a given area. We are also making bars 1, 2 and 3 a bit taller so they will be easier to see.
We will issue a free software update within a few weeks that incorporates the corrected formula. Since this mistake has been present since the original iPhone, this software update will also be available for the iPhone 3GS and iPhone 3G.

We have gone back to our labs and retested everything, and the results are the same— the iPhone 4’s wireless performance is the best we have ever shipped. For the vast majority of users who have not been troubled by this issue, this software update will only make your bars more accurate. For those who have had concerns, we apologize for any anxiety we may have caused.

As a reminder, if you are not fully satisfied, you can return your undamaged iPhone to any Apple Retail Store or the online Apple Store within 30 days of purchase for a full refund.
We hope you love the iPhone 4 as much as we do.

Thank you for your patience and support.
Apple 

Okay you know what. If a company can invent a phone that deaf people can use give them a fucking break if you drop the call hmmmkay. This phone can do just about everything besides S yo D. Plus i have apple stock so go buy another one ok.....