Is it a movie, game, or....something else

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Seriously they need to use english next time so i know if this is a game or a movie.

You know how i know your gay?

Cal: You're gay, now?

David: No, I'm not gay. I'm just celibate.
Cal: I think... I mean, that sounds gay. I just want you to know this is, like, the first conversation of, like, three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like, there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh, you know, I'm kinda gonna want to get back out there, but I think I like guys," and then there's the big, "Oh, I'm... I'm... I'm a gay guy now."
David: You're gay for saying that.
Cal: I'm gay for saying that?
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? Cause you're gay? And you can tell who other gay people are?
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.

David: You know how I know that you're gay?

Cal: How?
David: You like the movie "Maid in Manhattan".
Cal: You know how I know you're gay?
David: How?
Cal: I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread once.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You have a rainbow bumpersticker on your car that says, "I love it when balls are in my face".
Cal: That's gay?
David: [David loses second match] Goddamnit!
Cal: [Shows screen shot of a Mortal Kombat video game] I'm ripping your head off right now. It's off, and now I'm throwing it at your body. Fuck you!
David: Aww...

David: You know how I know you're gay? You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says, "I like it when balls are in my face."

Cal: That's gay?

David: Know how I know you're gay?

Cal: How am I gay?
David: You've seen Rent *three* times.

David: You know how I know you're gay?

Cal: Because you're gay so you can tell who the gay people

Haziz: Do you know how I know you're gay? Because you are holding each other ever so gently.

David: You know how I know you're gay?

Cal: How?
David: Your dick tastes like shit.

David: Know why you're gay? Because you like Asia.

Andy Stitzer: You guys cool it with the gay. You know, she's on her way over here, okay?

Red carpet syndrome

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How did I manage this? The other day I find out that I've been living with the next Brad Pitt and now I find out I go to the same school as the next Steven Bay-Howard-Cameron-Hitchcock-Coppola.

This movie is legit as shit I hear. Chris said he saw it and it was dope!. They based the entire movie around the fact they had this plane, naturally. Don't forget, shooting it all on film is no easy feat either - especially when the school is telling you that you have to pay for any damage to school equipment. Buttfuck it tho....

We're seriously churning out more talent here at Emerson than a SoCal elementary school . Boom

So what if I live with the next Brad Pitt

Since about early December my roommate Chris has disappeared just about every weekend. He tells me and Dave that he's filming this movie and its no big deal. For the next five months he leaves - comes back - leaves - comes back each time telling us a little about what's going down on the set but how it's no big deal.



Well about a week ago Chris gets back and tells me that the movie he's doing just made a "sneak peak" of sorts that is going to be shown at a conference for independent movie makers. It's like a "whatcha' up to" type deals.

He chunks this DVD up and we watch it. Chris (kid dressed as Santa) never mentioned to us before that this was a legit fucking movie, that he's working with the one and only Busty Chestington (pictured below) !!!, and that he's the main character!

I guess being an actor these days doesn't mean shit. Chris will continue to down-play it - I'll continue to say I share a basement apartment with the next Brad Pitt.

"Do you know what it's like to have balls in your mouth. Ya. It opens your eyes - makes you think"

Technical difficulties

Dave:

Hey, you wanna help me with my project - you know imovie and shit.

Me:

Ya totally

(4 hours later)

Me:

Dave, what the fuck is wrong with your project....

Dave:

Fuck it, i'ma turn it in anyway

Silver lining to this cluster fuck of a video - it's kind of trendy/indy film-ish/experimental. And that's totally what we were aiming for

Aquarium + Avatar + 3D* + IMAX = $7.95

You the reader

Oh, well, I saw that too... about three months ago!!

Me the man

Oh, well, I'm seeing it for only $7.95 !!

That's right sweetheart. So tonight for what I'd pay for a burger and fries, i'll get to see James Cameron's tripped out vision of the future. But because I like you, I'm going to let you in on this dirty little secret.

Maybe the next time a offer to see an awesome movie in 3D comes around you should jump on it and see it for under $8. Cuz i know your mad at yourself for missing 3D Ultimate Wave: Tahiti with pro-surf champion Kelly Slater shredding up and down that coast!

*-$10

Boston is underwater

It's been raining in Boston since, hmmmmm I want to say Thursday March 11th. And today is the 15th, so it's been going strong. Besides creating giant puddles and soaking the bottoms of my pants, and leaking into my waterproof boots - its not that bad.

Naturally, when something is bad its not bad for everyone. Why with all the basement flooding think who's making bank right now.

Public works people working overtime, umbrella salesmen, basement flooding rescue people, fish, the movies, and anything else that benefits from flash flooding and monsoon like weather. The plants are getting enough fluid to grow to jack and the beanstalk heights.

So in honor of looking at things from a different perspective I bring you these movie trailers - to be viewed in a completly different perspective.

What to expect from this movie

By doing some quick research on whos in the movie your about to watch and who directs it (in a second or less) could explain the plot and everything thats going to happen in the next hour and a half/two and a half hours if your James Cameron/two hours and forty-two minutes if your Deer Hunter

Starring Michael Cera – Nerdy virgin intimidated by opposite sex for hour and a half, coerces female lead into sex/pregnancy by dropping band names nobody listens too and nervously flop-sweating whenever they talk to him.

In the future… - Literally none of this will happen in the future, but an open-hand slap to person next to you can definitely be predicted if they feel you need to be reminded.


Directed by Quentin Tarantino – You like people talking for 7/8ths of an action movie? Well you better love it (especially if it’s all in French and German) Oh, and Brad Pitts barely in it.

Based on the Novel by Nicholas Sparks – Prepare for your girlfriend to tell you more times than ever that you will never love her as much as blah blah blah, take a nap during this movie

Directed by Michael Bay – BOOOOOOOOM!!!! STAND DOWN!!!AHHHHHH!!!!CHKCHKPOW!!!BOOOOM!!!WHAT IN THE HELL WAS THAT!!!THAT’S AN ORDER SOLDIER!!! CRYSTAL FIELDS!!! ROCKET BOOSTERS ENGAGED!!!! DOORS BROKEN!!! MEGANTRON!!!!

James Cameron Presents – Pocahontas and Dances with Wolves, except blue, IN 3-D!!!

10 movies aliens hate our human guts in

Your really going to travel all this way just to start shit with us? Dummies

#10 - Galaxy Quest (1999)

Granted it was Tim Allen representing the human race so I don't really blame the aliens for wanting to eat the shit out of him.

#9 - District 9 (2009)

Humans! Everyone run! Nok Nok!

#8 - Evolution (2001)

Can't really blame the aliens here, they just came here as bacteria and kind of.... evolved into hating humans. Who knew that their only weakness was Head and Shoulders - spoiler alert

#7 - The X Files (1998)

Maybe aliens don't hate humans - just David Duchovny

#6 - Men in Black (1997)

They hide as humans and they hate them at the same time - what kind of sick catch 22 is that. One major plot hole tho in this movie - had the guy just gotten his sugar water we could have prevented an entire intergalactic war

#5 - Cloverfield (2008)

This "thing" was on a personal vendetta to destroy anything and everything human, including the Brooklyn bridge. Our bro's and ladies were just trying to have a fun Going-away-to-China party and then this party monster had to go all fuckhumany and emo. Ugly grasshopper

#4 - War of the Worlds (the 2005 Tom Cruise one)

After rising up from the ground via a lightning bolt to commit a world wide human genocide they find out they're allergic to air. Oh, spoiler alert

#3 - Signs (2002)

If only these aliens had given us some kind of warning sign that an invasion was imminent. But it was on top of not giving the heads up that they think they're going to get past the one and only Mel Gibson. I don't think so

#2 - Mars Attacks! (1996)

Cool, a vapor gun designed specifically to vaporize humans. And not just any humans but Jack Nicholson, Glenn Close, Annette Bening, Pierce Brosnan, Danny DeVito, Martin Short, Sarah Jessica Parker, Michael J. Fox, Rod Steiger, Tom Jones, Jim Brown, Lukas Haas, Natalie Portman, Pam Grier, and Lisa Marie.

#1 - Independence Day (1996)

Pretty sure the aliens have one line in the movie other than "ahahghfhhhh shhhhh" and thats "NO PEACE. DIE". Let me tell you something crazy. This is planet Earth - home to the ocean and America. Set, spike, game. 

They made this game a movie

It's not worm, its...TRON. The movie itself is called Tron 2.0 or Tron Legacy for short and it's got a cast that doesn't include just blue and yellow lines. 



Peter Tron

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