Showing posts with label izzy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label izzy. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

The highest of holidays


Judging by everyone’s constant updated facebook statues about 420 I'm sure you all had a great day. As for myself, I spent the hours between 9am - 6pm in class yesterday. No break. Yuck.


Awesome 420 right? Believe it or not it was. Things took a turn for the better around 1:30pm - my media class got out thirty minutes earlier on account no one was there nor listening as usual. I figured with the thirty minute block of time between early dismissal and my next class I could either A) go eat lunch or B) go walk through the Boston common where I knew for sure shit was getting blazed up.

Quick decision.

With that I sprinted across a busy Tremont street (ok I waited for the cross walk) and into the common. It was a damn near perfect day weather wise as proof by the pictures sprinkled amongst this post.



As I got closer and closer to the epicenter of the common - it hit me. That invisible aroma triggered my senses. A lite breeze turned the common into a weedstank melting pot and I was getting the sloopy seconds with no complaints.

Walking up the steep incline I reached the highest point in the commons (pun absolutely intended).



People were out in force smoking bowls and blunts like the shit was going out of style. I stood there and contemplated asking the group of six or so Mexican thug cartel ring leaders if I could get a drag on their gorilla finger sized blizz.

On second thought I decided to scan the commons below for someone I knew. The whole time I was there I couldn't believe what I was seeing.


People coming to the epicenter from all corners of the globe - pulling blunts out of the air and lighting them up in front of little kids and park rangers. I started laughing because of this settings absolute ridiculous. To add to the insanity, I spotted a merry-go-round in the middle of everything. Obviously. All this happiness and second hand-i-ness made me hungry so I reverted back to plan A) go eat lunch.

Does this cup cake mixed with soft serve royal raspberry topped with sprinkles look like a meal I'd eat on 420? Well the answer is yuuuup and just wait.



A few more hours and one more class till I was clear for lift off. Over in mission hill my co-pilot on this day, DJ, waited patiently at the launch site for my arrival. Class 2-5:45. Teacher brought snacks. Dude knew what was up. After class, I made my way over to the sketchy ass orange line via the sketchy ass Chinatown stop to sketchy ass Roxbury crossing. Quick walk from there and I was at the launch site. Couple jays and a ghetto “time travel machine” and we were ready to go. Raj couldn’t believe the contraption I had assembled so he came along for the voyage. Marathon Dave, DJ Addy, and Ayyiiii stood out on the porch

 It was epic.

Back inside for a couple rounds of Super Smash and Goldeneye then it was on to trying to spot Izzy at the Celtics game. Didn’t take long to spot him amongst the crowd. Sick seats bro.
(can you spot Izzy?)

Since the Celtics game was a complete fuck – a clinic from Ray Ray, we decided the “spot Izzy game” was far more exciting. To top off my 420 me and DJ destroyed a soup kitchens worth of rations.

 Switching in-between the Celtics and sox we managed to land on NESN just in time to see Darnell McDonald put one off the bottom of the monster for the walk off. A successful 420 indeed.

(oh there he is. gaahttt him - very top left)

Friday, April 16, 2010

You gotta fight, dun dun, for your right, dun dun, tooo FREEEE-DOMMM

That Kid Fucks With People


Quick Back-story: Friend of the site let’s call him Izzy (no maybe that’s too obvious) we’ll call him, Izzy, has been hounding me about coming up to Lexington to see some Revolutionary Road War reenactment or some junk this upcoming Monday. Unfortunately, I am without a car, a job, my pets heads are falling off, and am in school in Newyorkaschusetts so the whole Monday date just puts the icing on the cake of there’s no way I’m coming.

So to make him stop hounding me, I did what every person would in this situation, fuck with them until they shut up, enjoy!


Dan
How does one get in to being a civil war reen-actor?

6:54pm - Izzy

6:55pm - Dan
So apparently I’m not the only one of us who was wondering

6:55pm - Izzy
No I just looked that up like a week ago

6:56pm - Dan
Can I just show up as Robert E Lee?
COME ON MEN, LET’S KILL THE RED COATS

6:56pm - Izzy
It’s not the civil war you idiot
This is the revolutionary war

6:57pm - Dan
...and

Never mind

6:57pm - Dan
You can call it whatever you want, it’s still the same war
I don’t care how revolutionary it was

6:57pm - Izzy
It’s not the same war

6:58pm - Dan
I’m sure it was a different war for a lot of people, obviously not everyone’s going to agree with why the war was being fought

6:58pm - Izzy
You’re just affirming my theory on CT people
Un-American

6:59pm - Dan
Which side was the rebel alliance?

6:59pm - Izzy
I can't talk to you

7:01pm - Dan
Word

- That Kid
 

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Apple Pie Drank

One Coor's light at Joshua Tree on $2 Coors Light Thursdays: $2
One bottle of Dos Equis at local restruant: $4.95
One 2 liter bottle of Franklin's Finest: $11.95
Delicious home brewed 100 proof Apple Pie drank: Pricele....Delicious

And unless your name is Izzy, you are not drinking any of this tonight. I have had the distinct pleasure of consuming some of this home brew on a couple of occasions - the taste is unlike any drink available in any liquor store anywhere. It's a mixture of Apple Pie and syrup working together in a perfect blend. A hint of familiar flavors makes the foreign substance feel less like a giant cider donut and more like a one-way ticket to Blackout City.

As the deliciousness subdues your taste buds it also subdues your senses, you forget that you are indeed consuming liquor and large amounts of it.

HA, look at me trying to analyze this drink. Honestly, one night me and some bro's smashed a whole bottle of this in under a half hour after saying we should make it last all night (we smashed the physical bottle as well) minutes after the last drop was consumed my bro was telling this one girl she looked like Zoey Deschanel and they should.... with a can of WD40 and a fold out dinner table. 

Man this stuff is good

Friday, March 12, 2010

Unless your name is Izzy, your not getting these shoes

Bodega and Converse have once again joined forces - this time to re-imagine the Poorman Weapon as a sophisticated beast yet unseen by the world. Transforming the original silhouette into a super high-top that can be worn rolled down, the focus of this project was to achieve harmony between the chosen materials. An extra high refined waxed canvas upper is paired with a supple deerskin lining to make this Poorman's Weapon seem not quite so poor.

This is one pair of shoes you would never take off playing in the Chuckie' Cheese ball pit, I don't care how many nose bleeds would happen because of accidental shoe to face contact.