Fishes! Monkeys! Spidaas

Wiki - The Nazca Lines are a series of ancient geoglyphs located in the Nazca Desert of Peru. They have been designated a UNESCO World Heritage Site. The high, arid plateau stretches more than 80 kilometres (50 mi) between the towns of Nazca and Palpa on the Pampas de Jumana. Although some local geoglyphs resemble Paracas motifs, scholars believe the Nazca Lines were created by the Nazca culture between 200 BCE and 700 CE. The hundreds of individual figures range in complexity from simple lines to stylized hummingbirds, spiders, monkeys, fish, sharks or orcas, llamas, and lizards.

Swiss author Erich von Däniken suggests the Nazca lines and other complex constructions represent higher technological knowledge than he believes existed when the glyphs were created. Von Däniken maintains that the Nazca lines in Peru are runways of an ancient airfield that served beings from another culture. Von Däniken's claims, however, are not substantiated by any archaeological evidence and are not supported by scholars. His work is noteable for its extensive collection of aerial photographs.



Wow. Fishes? Monkeys? Spiders? All drawn out in the sand, this seems like some interesting stuff. This von Daniken character seems to know whats up. You don't get to be a pro on this shit until you've asked some serious questions.

And our old pal Von Danny has seen some shit so listen up!

especially at the 3:05 mark in the video

10 movies aliens hate our human guts in

Your really going to travel all this way just to start shit with us? Dummies

#10 - Galaxy Quest (1999)

Granted it was Tim Allen representing the human race so I don't really blame the aliens for wanting to eat the shit out of him.

#9 - District 9 (2009)

Humans! Everyone run! Nok Nok!

#8 - Evolution (2001)

Can't really blame the aliens here, they just came here as bacteria and kind of.... evolved into hating humans. Who knew that their only weakness was Head and Shoulders - spoiler alert

#7 - The X Files (1998)

Maybe aliens don't hate humans - just David Duchovny

#6 - Men in Black (1997)

They hide as humans and they hate them at the same time - what kind of sick catch 22 is that. One major plot hole tho in this movie - had the guy just gotten his sugar water we could have prevented an entire intergalactic war

#5 - Cloverfield (2008)

This "thing" was on a personal vendetta to destroy anything and everything human, including the Brooklyn bridge. Our bro's and ladies were just trying to have a fun Going-away-to-China party and then this party monster had to go all fuckhumany and emo. Ugly grasshopper

#4 - War of the Worlds (the 2005 Tom Cruise one)

After rising up from the ground via a lightning bolt to commit a world wide human genocide they find out they're allergic to air. Oh, spoiler alert

#3 - Signs (2002)

If only these aliens had given us some kind of warning sign that an invasion was imminent. But it was on top of not giving the heads up that they think they're going to get past the one and only Mel Gibson. I don't think so

#2 - Mars Attacks! (1996)

Cool, a vapor gun designed specifically to vaporize humans. And not just any humans but Jack Nicholson, Glenn Close, Annette Bening, Pierce Brosnan, Danny DeVito, Martin Short, Sarah Jessica Parker, Michael J. Fox, Rod Steiger, Tom Jones, Jim Brown, Lukas Haas, Natalie Portman, Pam Grier, and Lisa Marie.

#1 - Independence Day (1996)

Pretty sure the aliens have one line in the movie other than "ahahghfhhhh shhhhh" and thats "NO PEACE. DIE". Let me tell you something crazy. This is planet Earth - home to the ocean and America. Set, spike, game.