You should be dancing

I made this video to play on the jumbotron for when the Spinners score a run... naturally this video will get way more views on Deez since the Spinners.....GO SPINNERS!! Actually that's not true and maybe a little to brutal of an analogy for our younger readers.

Any who, bump this shit. Get me paid bitch!

Griiiindin'

 From broslikethissite.com

#29 Grinding

It’s 1 am. You’ve been slamming back brew dogs with your bros for like 7 hours and have a ridiculously nice buzz going. Up to this point it has been a perfect night, but now it’s time to break out the charm on some lucky slam piece. That’s when you spot her dancing in a circle with her friends. The target. As the DJ blares Lady Gaga, you slowly make your way over to the circle. Then, just at the part of the song where Lady Gaga breaks it down, you make your move. Without making eye contact or much less even talking to the girl, you saddle up right behind her, wrap your arm around her stomach and start swing your hips back and forth with her. Let the grind begin. Who says romance is dead?

Typically, unless there is a competition involving a circle of bros chanting and yelling out, “Oh no he didn’t!!” when some sick move is broken out, bros don’t like to dance. Bros generally prefer to be in the background watching and making fun of all the people who are dancing. But bros know fully well, the best way to the bedroom is through the dance floor, and what better way to get your slam piece in the mood than by a dance simulating sex.

I’m not really sure who invented grinding, probably a Black dude, but whatever its fucking awesome. I remember going to my first high school mixer as a 14 year old freshman and seeing a couple “dancing.” The guy was standing up straight and not moving at all while the girl was in grinding position but was bent over touching her toes gently swaying back and forth. This was a little different from my middle school dances where pushing the envelope meant everyone doing the Will Smith “Men In Black” dance. Regardless, I loved the new discovery

One of the great things about grinding is that sometimes bros will get a half-chub or maybe even full-chub. Bros can do one of two things when the chub arrives. They can hide it by smoothly reaching down and doing the “tuck up” by putting it in their waistband, or they can do what I love to do: just fucking going for it. By rubbing your chub up on the girl you are telling her two things: 1. “I’m not impotent” 2. “I would like to have sex with you.” This will often help you bypass any small talk you would normally have to suffer through and move things directly to the bedroom. Girls probably love it when guys get chub. It’s pretty much the best compliment they could ever receive. And honestly, I don’t want to hear any bras out there saying, “I hate it when random guys grind on me” because you are full of shit. If you don’t want guys to grind on you, you should either get really fat or you shouldn’t wear what you are wearing.

Grinding is great. I remember my first bump and grind - not gonna say any names but it was a little asian girl who totally couldn't handle my shit. 

Crazy mexican Kids Grinding on each other. - Watch more Funny  Videos

Raj just blew Lowell's mind

The other night when i was snoopin around Raj's room looking for a clean sock to fire one off into I saw that on Raj's computer this music video. It was blowin my mind. Naturally everyone in the other room was listening to the song with no idea how cool the music video looked - IDIOTS.

So because I'm a nice guy and work is really slow today I've managed to crank out my 3rd, YES 3rd - blog post of the day. 

Pulling out since 1960

boston -A world without “the pill’’ is unimaginable to many young women who now use it to treat acne, skip periods, improve mood, and, of course, prevent pregnancy. They might be surprised to learn that US officials announcing approval of the world’s first oral contraceptive were uncomfortable.

“Our own ideas of morality had nothing to do with the case,’’ said John Harvey of the Food and Drug Administration in 1960. The pill was safe, in other words. Don’t blame us if you think it’s wicked.

The other day when we were stoopin' it we saw a young couple with two kids (when i say young i mean they could not have been older than 24). As the young lady walked by pushing her youngest son on a bike the father was right behind pushing his younger daughter on the same kind of bike. As he passed us and saw all of us grilling burgers, downing beers, and talking about pussy i knew right then and there he wished he had pulled out. It's hard enough taking care of ourselves sometimes - let alone a kid. Here's to keeping it in your pants till you got a plan - and if not, heres to the pill!

Contee fb status

"CANT WAIT TO ROCK OUT TONIGHT!!!!! BANASSSIIIIIIIIII!"

- Fri at 8:51am

My boyfriend.....

Attention ladies. You want to know the two quickest ways to suck?

1) be fat, ugly, and annoying.
2) mention your boyfriend.


There's a time and a place to mention to your fellow males that you are off the market, and 100% of that time  we don't want to hear about your man. Believe it or not, every single guy you met might not wanna fuck you upon first greetings.

My freshmen year/ second semester at dean we didn't even need to ask if a girl had a boyfriend. If she was cool, talked to us, and hung out with us she was most likely engaged.

Take for instances an occurrence that happened last year at one of those dean college classic Friday night dances. Naturally there was a heavy consumption of grains before heading to the dance.

Expectation levels were low, inebriation levels were high.

After walking in, me and the bros proceeded to mingle amongst the dancing crowd. There were the classic groups of girls dancing in a circle. there were the classic groups of girls who were gettin grinded on harder than a helium balloon on a fresh haircut. I made my way to the center of the floor and saw a potential dance partner. A girl who was about, I'd say, eye level with my chest. I walked over and tapped her on the shoulder, putting one hand around her waist - as if she wasn't going to dance with this stud.

"Sorrrrrryyyy. I have a boyfriend...."

(classic That Kid to the left; green band on wrist)

Oh. No sorry- I'm the one that should be sorry for wanting to dance with you because we’re at a fucking dance. But who does that? Silly me. My response to a sugar coated rejection:

"Having a boyfriend doesn't mean you can't dance"

"Ugh. Yesss it does. You might try something"

"Don't flatter yourself honey. You looked good in the dark and from far away..."

And with that I walked off. I walked away with more proof that girls with boyfriends suck. If you love each other, that's great, but don't let young love get in the way with being young and having fun. You think those classic friday night dances happen every friday? Well they don’t. And your days of getting picked out from across the dance floor are numbered so shake ya ass.

"well, that was like what my boyfriend was sayin..........."