Lucey rumble

Someone said, I forget who - but they said that every war has started either over religion or a woman. While I'm not a religious figure - I am a woman. Wait? No. I'm the man.

But as you will see in the video below neither of these men had problems with their religion nor was this argument religion-induced. It started over a woman....I think.

Let's set the scene. It's a Thursday night. (because of the nature of this video we'll hide the identities of the two disputers; we'll call them "Dave" and "Ron"). So these two are drinking, tempers flare, some names get said, some mothers get mentioned, some words are exchanged. This heated conversation soon turns to physical combat - but before that, more tempers flare, more names are said, and more mothers are mentioned.

Can we tell in this video who is right and who is wrong? No. the only person in the right is our white knight in the middle, we'll call him "Pat", who risks his own face for the others sake. As this conversation hits its peak our camera was rolling capturing all the drama. Fortunately we caught some good things, unfortunately Nez dropped my camera some time after - but I can't be mad at him for two reasons: 1) he's Nezzy Nezz and B) the last footage/audio to ever be captured on my camera was......well.....it was: "I'll.........." just watch.

As we look back at this now - this whole fight was stupid. For our two duelers "Dave" and "Ron" they made up soon after and all is well. So lets enjoy - and pretend they hate each others guts!!!!!

The Broccoli tree

Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name, and they're always glad ya came.

No, I'm not talking about CHEERS bar, I'm talking about the Broccoli tree. For those of you who didn't go to Dean College and I'm sure that is alot of you - the broccoli tree (more commonly refered to as "Adams Butt Hut") was the place where no matter what hour of the day it was, someone was always out there. I'm sure at one time or another I saw Rooney out there destorying a pack of Reds. It was more than likely just Billy since he was out there EVERY night like clockwork.

The sense of community that happened at the Broccoli tree was like no other. Everyone was out there to do one thing and one thing only....smoke their butts or travel through time and space. To say Adams butt hutt was anything less than a pure magical place is pure magical bullshit. ONE time I saw a fight but that was just a rap battle that Not Retarded Perry clearly destoryed retarded Perry in a rap battle - who gives if he rhymed "shit" with "shit" - because I don't. To see that kid make it to six verses was amazing.

Great times happened at the Tree and that's something that can never be forgotten. All those times spent glaring at the cop sitting in the elementary school parking lot waiting for one of us to fuck up or for a speeding car to fly right by. Watch Dominos roll up to deliver that grime status. We were untouchable at our special spot, and for those who weren't touched, it was magic in the third degree. Wind, rain, shine, snow, sleet,  tornado, white out, black out, cock out, cook out, volleball, zombie nation for kicks, pick up sticks, Jaddwick's, whatever - someone was always out there. Dedication.

So people, go to your bars - hang out with your friends. Live by the Broccoli tree code: community.

(this video was named broccoli tree because the people featured in this video were the ones who made up the name. no if ands or buttttsssss.)

This day in history - April 7th

1954 – President Dwight D. Eisenhower gives his "domino theory" speech during a news conference.

If it's one thing I know about the Dominos theory is that it has to do with a bunch of commie bastards who take forever getting your cheesy bread and 5-5-5 deals to you. I don't care if your busy - don't say be there in 20 mins if you have no intention of actually showing up!

I want my liter of cola!
Good for Dwighty Howzer taking a stand against this pizza-snatch company. Papa ginos all day baby.

Prank lyfe

With today being April fools and all (if you couldn't tell from this day in history below) I couldn't help but notice the lack of pranks taking place. Nothing out of the ordinary.

No one running up to me with a bloody knife, no cups of water on the ground, no calling in bomb threats, no white powder on the door knobs, no head-less horseman riding down the street. Where are all the jokers at?

Granted I typically forget about April fools day because I'm too busy being an asshole every other 364 days of the year.

Personally, I made it 1 year and 2 months at Dean without getting written up  - then the dogs got let out and I got cited five times in the next couple of months eventually leading me to tell Dean to suck my dick.

After sucking my dick they asked if I would give the commencement speech and again I told them to suck - but I gave the speech anyway.

Dean Liiife

room 226

(click to see in IMAX levels)

Mike & Ike Granny Smith Apple Magic

If you've ever put chocolate syrup on your peanut butter than you know wat I'm talking about. You do it to cleverly trick your senses into thinking this is a reeses peanut butter cup and not pb and syrup. As someone who is advanced in putting two different things in their mouth at the same time (twss) I can tell you of one mixture that you've never heard of.


Granny smith apple and mike and ikes = taste of apple with peanut butter



Uhh? Naw uhhh? Really?? You crazzzzyy

Uh huhh. Yaa uhhh. Really. Seriously



The discovery was made last year in legendary rm. 226 after a return from the broccoli tree (adam’s butt hut for you queea’s). My wingman on the voyage and roommate at the time, McHuge, and I had planned for a hunger attack earlier. Having equipped our mini fridge with about ten granny smith apples from the cafe, we each felt the need for more fruit in our snack.

A quick trek to the vending machine downstairs provided us each with a bag of mike and ikes. Back in 226 we were both hit with a dilemma.

Eat the Granny smith apple THEN mike n ikes? OR granny smith apple AND mike n ikes.

McHuge sided with the first option, myself choose the second. I began by first biting one half of the mike n ike and sticking the other half on the apple. My display of food art was rousing.

(previous works of food art)

The next part is what lead to this food revelation.

Simultaneously placing an Ike and taking a bite of a granny, a taste familiar to me before overtook my buds. I was confused. No, not confused – I was reimagined . I achieved the taste of peanut butter and apple without the peanut butter.

I immediately turned to McHuge and told him but he called me crazy (the most common response when I tell people this shit)

Me: “No dude. Seriously”

McHuge: “You’re crazy”

Me: “No. Dude. Seriously. Do it”

McHuge: “Ok…(granny. ike)………holy shit dude”

Me: “Seriously”



And there we sat. Physically eating granny smith apples and mike and ikes but tasting a granny smith and peanut butter. I could quite possibly be the next extremely attractive chef on the food network….obviously behind this lady ;)

Do it. Then I dare you to call me crazy/not a genius. Plus, apples and mike and ikes. It's healthy. Foryourhealth.

Drank alota' booze, Rooney

it's Thursday night.

C.A. on duty!!!

Ya, I'll drink to that and so should you