Nintendo All-Star Team

Mario Kart Lingo 101

when you rep as much Mario Kart 64 as I do your bound to come up with slang terms to describe actions in the game. oh, you don't? well in that case you better brush up on your vocab

Rickyy (noun): the character Luigi
dumb bitch (noun): the character Peach
dumb fuckin turtle (noun): the character Bowser
protection (noun): having either a green shell(s), fake box, banana, or red shell(s) to protect you from any attack
seekers (noun): having red shells
TaPengiess (noun): penguins found in several snow levels
Ba-nay's (noun): the banana item
AIDS (noun): having many green shells bouncing off the wall near each other
Hivvy (noun): the purple shell that goes after the player in 1st place
Ohhhhh (noun): the lightning item
polluted (noun): having several bananas, fake boxes, and green shells in one area
crucial box (nonu): box item in a clutch part of a race
Dignity/Diggs (noun): 7th place or above in race results
Nick Disorder (noun): thinking that lap 2 is the final lap

precision (verb): to fire and strike a player with a green shell
front side precision (verb): to fire and strike a player with a green shell in front of you
back side precision (verb): to fire and strike a player with a green shell behind you
back/front side bounce precision (verb): to fire and strike a player with a green shell after bouncing it off the side of the wall first
speedin' (verb): to have a endless mushroom item
tokoyo driftin' (verb): to hold down the right R button and drift around a corner for an extended period of time
death trap (verb): to organize several obstacles near each other


"pick up sticks" (quote): to initiate gameplay
"get offa' my diiiiick" (quote): when a player is riding very close to you for an extended period of time
"Rick Rick!" (quote): when a player engages in an act of careless stupidity
"eattin' it outta my ass" (quote): when a player runs into the back of you crashing into any weapon you hold out behind you
"fuckin' yo day up!" (quote): to severally mess a player up by attacking them personally one way or another
"single banana news" (quote): to receive a single banana as an item, one of the worst items to get in the game