Fill 'er up

Monday night I'm at the Kels again with Dave, Izzy, and DJ running train on that ruit tourney. As we wait to be up on the table again we sit at one of the booths. Blah blah blah - Izzy's phone goes off.

He's pissed cuz it's a date thing from jdate.com saying he has a match in this area!

Was it spam mail? No, because someone else signed up and put his e-mail. This isn't the first time this has happened. Back in high school I got inbox raped by the chess team, swim team, and countless others because some kids put my email address down. My inbox was a mess.

Last night I had a stroke of genius. What if i made an inbox that I WANTED people to spam the shit out of? It would be riotous. And now, with my ever growing fan base (there is factual proof) I figured this was the perfect time to try this.

The next time your on the internet -so now- go onto some random ass website and sign me up, well sign US up. I figure you guys will be able to sign up for some shit - a jdate, adultfriendfinder, match.com, birth control, CNN breaking news feed, free screensavers - whatever, just sign us up.  and i'll put a bounty on this.

whoever signs up for what I deem the funniest/best/craziest thing on the internet will win a prize!

so starting now. have all spam mail sent to....

>>> deezblogz@yahoo.com <<<

make me proud and find some stuff

Prank lyfe

With today being April fools and all (if you couldn't tell from this day in history below) I couldn't help but notice the lack of pranks taking place. Nothing out of the ordinary.

No one running up to me with a bloody knife, no cups of water on the ground, no calling in bomb threats, no white powder on the door knobs, no head-less horseman riding down the street. Where are all the jokers at?

Granted I typically forget about April fools day because I'm too busy being an asshole every other 364 days of the year.

Personally, I made it 1 year and 2 months at Dean without getting written up  - then the dogs got let out and I got cited five times in the next couple of months eventually leading me to tell Dean to suck my dick.

After sucking my dick they asked if I would give the commencement speech and again I told them to suck - but I gave the speech anyway.

Dean Liiife