Unless your name is Izzy, your not getting these shoes

Bodega and Converse have once again joined forces - this time to re-imagine the Poorman Weapon as a sophisticated beast yet unseen by the world. Transforming the original silhouette into a super high-top that can be worn rolled down, the focus of this project was to achieve harmony between the chosen materials. An extra high refined waxed canvas upper is paired with a supple deerskin lining to make this Poorman's Weapon seem not quite so poor.

This is one pair of shoes you would never take off playing in the Chuckie' Cheese ball pit, I don't care how many nose bleeds would happen because of accidental shoe to face contact.