I ASKED FOR A CHEESEBURGER

I just want to start off by saying this video is good, but like any young prospect it’s got the ability to be great, it just needs the recognition and the shot at the title it needs. Obviously the star of the show is the appropriately titled, “Cheeseburger Josh”. In his dayglow yellow Tapout shirt, green shorts, and shamrock necklace, he fits the bill as drunk asking for cheeseburger after a day of celebrating St. Patrick’s Day.

 I just want to know the backstory behind what happened before he had to start yelling at the Whataburger staff. He asked for a cheeseburger, so what happened? There’s no way Whataburger ran out of meat, that’s their name. And There’s no way they just refused service, it’s St. Patrick’s Day, if you refused every drunk person to come in that day they wouldn’t have made a dime, they must have just given him a chicken sangy by mistake but of course when you’re drunk as shit a fast food restaurant doesn’t have to do much to make you want to fuck with them.

His friend counting to 3 and then leaving, classic pissed/embarrassed at your fat ass drunk friend for being obnoxious. The best line of this though is the dude who calls Cheeseburger Josh a bitch when he tells him that the burger that he has tastes good. Better than fucking with the staff at a fast food joint is the always appropriate taunting the drunk guy in the yellow Tapout shirt that you have a burger, and that it tastes sooo good. Dudes wearing a Tapout shirt so obviously talks a big game about kicking ass and shit but after the pants come off and he get’s taken down with a low-leg single that would make any wrestling coach proud. I’ve never seen someone give up so physically though after being taken down like that.

Sure Cheeseburger Josh reversed it for that split second but he just flops over wrestler dude and gets put into that Kimora. All around sloppy fighting on CBJ’s side, I don’t think I could have given him one point there, while beard guy wins with a unanimous decision. I can’t wait to see if either of these dues milk it like I am a Mother Fucker dude has been doing.


-That Kid  
(PS – I Lied, best line of the movie is that during the fight the Whataburger worker is still calling out order numbers @2:48, Ain’t no thing, bitches got a job to do, what does she care if two white boys are wrastlin’ right where people need to pick up their order)

(PPSS - we beat barstool in posting this video)