Sunday, March 21, 2010

Allston hustle and flow



We met some great people this weekend:

 The sky people, bro and brah's, dread scott, Eliza? hipsters, hotties, naughtiess, dogs, our neighbors, the list goes on and on. Everyone was welcome , and those who showed had a great time. This weekend was for sure legend. But, through out the entire weekend, there was just one group of people we couldn't shake.

The can collectors.


My question is that with the cans on cans, bottles on bottles of booze at Stoopfestbro '10 this weekend - how much fucking cash did we throw at these people? The dude pictured above balls deep in our trash was the best.

Spoke about zero english except for "hii hiii hiii" . He loved giving the thumbs up after rifling thru all our shit and pointing at our drinks in hand to make them empty. A great guy.

Today he was making his rounds like a mad man. Stoopfestbro '10 pt. II began around 1pm Saturday afternoon. By 1:30pm we had already put together a nice couple of cents for the guy we knew would be coming around. 1:45pm like clockwork he was here, thumbs up and everything.

He collected his snatch and took off. He made us promise we'd have more for him later so we told him to suck our dicks. JK, we told him to eat our ass.

After he left, i put an over/under on his return before 5pm. Almost everyone took the under and right on cue at 4:45pm --- "hiiiiii hiiiiiiii". Collected and was off again into the unknown with nothing but his Tommy Hilfiger hat and 40 cents worth of grimmey ass trash can-bottles.

Our buddy had some serious competetion tho. The lady pictured below came around and we thought she just wanted to throw her can away in our trash.

"Ya sure go for it!" we said, and with that she dove into our trash to make 50 some-odd cents.


UPDATE- 4:32pm : Sunday March 21

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