Wednesday, May 19, 2010

FOUND

Sunday night marks what many thought would be a day they would never see: the SERIES finale of LOST. This show has been more of a mind fuck than some of David Blanes magic tricks – not in the sense that the trick is awe inspiring but more in a sense of WTF Blane? Like foreplay with a 16 year old, this season has only merely hinted at the end providing little to no action.

Unfortunately they waited until the last three episodes to start whacking people (off) left and right – body count in the past two episodes is like six (Jin, Sun, Syadi, Maroon 5 guy, Whitmore, and Whitmore’s Bit) leaving us with Jack, Kate, Sawyer, Hurley, and Mo.


I could speculate how this is going to end but come Sunday night 11:31 pm EST I would be so wrong it would be comical, but then again I’ve been doing that for 21 years. So I will post what I believe will happen – others will too and Sunday night we will feel as if the finale was the first episode of this show we ever watched.



Series finale guesstimation:

Jack is now the new Jacob after he took a sip from Jacobs spiked invincibility cup vowing to protect the island. John Locke-smoke-monster vowed to Ben that he was going to absolutely destroy the island. If I remember correctly from the season opener the island was very much under water. Pretty much the finale is going to involve a lot of Desmond and whatever revelations Desmond makes.

Back in not-island time. Kate, Desmond, Syaid, Hurley are all in on some kind of scheme involving a concert that everyone’s going to be at. Miles mentioned last episode that he’s going to a concert for his dad’s museum or some shit while Jack also mentioned he’ll be there as well because his son is playing. Desmond will be escorting Kate who, mark my words, is going to be an absolute smoke-show if she’s to wear that dress Desmond got her – that skimpy ass black dress. HMmmmmmmmmmmm. Kate.

Then the island is going to blow up which will be followed by Jimmy Kimmel Live!

Not caught up on LOST? Well then heres the opening scene - Season 1 Episode 1 Opening Scene. You have 96 hours......GO!
 

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