This is being seen tomorrow.
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Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Should get that checked
wiki - In northern latitudes, the effect is known as the aurora borealis, named after the Roman goddess of dawn, Aurora, and the Greek name for north wind, Boreas, by Pierre Gassendi in 1621. The aurora borealis is also called the northern polar lights, as it is only visible in the sky from the Northern Hemisphere, with the chance of visibility increasing with proximity to the North Magnetic Pole.
Auroras seen near the magnetic pole may be high overhead, but from further away, they illuminate the northern horizon as a greenish glow or sometimes a faint red, as if the sun were rising from an unusual direction. The Aurora Borealis most often occurs near the equinoxes.
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Prepare to get yo ass whooped on
If your one of those "Surviorman is better than Bear Grylls" people than here's your chance to tell Bear to his face how you feel. Or, if you have a good head on your shoulders, heres your chance to live... The Dream.
So what if I live with the next Brad Pitt
Well about a week ago Chris gets back and tells me that the movie he's doing just made a "sneak peak" of sorts that is going to be shown at a conference for independent movie makers. It's like a "whatcha' up to" type deals.
He chunks this DVD up and we watch it. Chris (kid dressed as Santa) never mentioned to us before that this was a legit fucking movie, that he's working with the one and only Busty Chestington (pictured below) !!!, and that he's the main character!
I guess being an actor these days doesn't mean shit. Chris will continue to down-play it - I'll continue to say I share a basement apartment with the next Brad Pitt.
"Do you know what it's like to have balls in your mouth. Ya. It opens your eyes - makes you think"
Big Game Hunter
As the kids dash through the pigeons, their parents snap pictures at a rate I thought only Asians could. Eventually the material becomes bland and they call for their kids to follow along into the commons.
But the kids aren’t having it.
They continue to chase the pigeons, jumping and laughing with outstretched arms and a look of sheer joy. The mom grows tired of this and steps up her parenting skills - calling off each individual child by their individual names.
"Hunter! Let's go!" she yells as one of the boys look up. But he still ain't moving, he busy following this one pigeon in particular - a fucked up one with blobs of grey feathers. I mean, if your name is Hunter there is no chance in hell your leaving here without killing something first.
It’s in this kids blood to conquer and kill. If his parents wanted a kid who simply folded and did as they were told they would have named him Bob or Jeff or something weak. Naming your kid Hunter pretty much means this kid is gonna go OJ on just about anything that moves for the rest of his life - including domesticated animals and dumb pigeons.
This Hunter character has a lot to learn. You have a code to live by - the Hunter's code.
So either kill or change your name to Scott.
This day in history - March 31st
Today the Eiffel Tower is for sure one of the most recognizable structures in the world. It's sheer size and strenght makes it an object of historical size and stature. The way it sticks straight up into the air and never ceases to alter its angle....
I'm sorry, I forgot what we were talking about with that last part.
The Eiffel, righttt. Like any great structure there will always be one that is better....... (i.e the picture below) or a sexual position named after it (also pictured below)
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Minus The polar Bear
If your like me May 4th can't come soon enough. Not because its the day before cinco de mayo or that its your colleges last day of school but becasue its the day the new Minus The Bear CD drops....hard.
While most of you will snipe it off the internets, I'm going to go buy "OMNI" in the store because I support the fuck outta this band. If this band is foreign to you then the best way to go about curing your cranial rectal inversion is to listen up.
In the meantime, heres some leaked songs......
Battle of... video game theme songs
vs.
The classic Pok-a-mon song, listing off all the great things you and your Pokemon stand for. Going from gym to gym beating up older kids. Anyway I could bump that song all day but I'd rather grass valley for that.
Grass valley wins on account this remixed version was my ringtone for about a year.
THIS IS NO JOKE !
DO IT:
If the Deez blogz facebook page can man up and get 10,000 fans by lets say, my last day of school before summer vacation, I will get this picture tattooed on my body. No questions asked, no loopholes, none of that pussy elpres shit (dude should be covered in stupid tat's by now).
Now I know what you're thinking, but That Kid, that is the sickest picture I've ever seen, even if we do get 10,000 friends won't you be happier than ever? God damn right I will, this is what we in the business world call a "Win-Win" situation. Actually it's more of a "Win-Win-Win" situation, You win because with more people on Deez Blogz, we will be able to devote more time to the site, I will win because I will have the greatest tattoo of all time, and you will win again because I will have the greatest tattoo of all time and you will know someone with the greatest tattoo of all time.
It's time to grab the bull by the balls and start spamming the shit out of our site mo' fucka's. Deeeeeez Blogz
-That Kid
Say whaaat?!
What the fuck is that noise?!
I donno but aren't your curious to how that fucking noise got into your head in the first place? Yaaaaaa you do.
In general, the ear consists of three major sections: the outer, middle and inner ear. Sound is collected by the outer ear and funneled down the ear canal (outer ear). The sound vibrations cause movement of the eardrum and the chain of three tiny bones connected to it (middle ear).
The middle ear system serves to intensify the energy of the sound vibrations and delivers them to the cochlea (inner ear). Inside the cochlea are thousands of tiny hair-like cells that connect to fibers of the hearing (acoustic) nerve. Sound vibrations entering the cochlea cause a wave to travel through the fluid-filled organ of hearing.
This wave causes movement of the hair cells which then generate electro-chemical signals which travel through the acoustic nerve to the brain where they are recognized as sounds.
Sonar from Renaud Hallée on Vimeo.
My life is a commercial!
You can't go anywhere these days without getting punched directly in the face by advertisements.. Try it.
Try going an entire day without seeing an ad. Not possible.
So click the link below and just take a break from from all that shit. So sit back and "Relax" - Frankie Goes to Hollywood ,ZTT Records, 1983
Logorama from Marc Altshuler - Human Music on Vimeo.
Try going an entire day without seeing an ad. Not possible.
So click the link below and just take a break from from all that shit. So sit back and "Relax" - Frankie Goes to Hollywood ,ZTT Records, 1983
Logorama from Marc Altshuler - Human Music on Vimeo.
Drinking Champion
job searching
by That Kid
Seriously, how is this not a job yet? I meet all the qualifications necessary that I assume this job would entail. After coming off one of the longest binge streaks of my life (St. Patrick’s Day up until last day of spring break on Sunday) I have been constantly drunk and/or partying, as should be expected when your school decides to create the perfect storm by placing your spring break immediately following the start of March Madness, St. Patrick’s Day, and That Kid Approved Holiday, Stoopfest.
For those of you who know how to read context clues, you’ll realize that the lack of That Kid updates has been because I have been trying to gain experience in the field of Drinking Champion, hoping to show up to the slew of job interviews I was sure to see online with a resume that any sensible manager would put up on the walls of their office with a note next to it saying,”This is how you get the fuckin’ job.” To my utter and complete disbelief though, this job technically does not exist.
In the business world, getting paid to party is somehow not a priority of companies that trade on the New York Stock Exchange. Fortunately, this is what makes our country so great. Despite not being able to formally apply for a job as the ultimate partier, there are other “careers” which allow people to get paid to do just that, party their faces off.
(35 allston)
With shows like The Real World, and sociological experiments such as The Jersey Shore (I would never judge a person on their skin color, unless it’s orange), people are getting paid to do exactly what social norms tell us not to do for a living, Gahd Damn party.
Think about it, if you haven’t seen these kids from Jersey Shore on at least one talk show or at least entertainment news segment, you must be living under a pale, non-blown out haircut rock. And what are their skill sets? Basically all they have to do is be content with being themselves. They live by the GTL (Gym, Tan, Laundry) Guido lifestyle, and are not afraid to show it. MTV producers must have needed to change their pants at least three times when the show finally hit, because my guess is unlike other MTV ‘Reality’ shows, they need to maintain minimal hold on telling the cast what to do, and because of this they’re now making a career out of it.
This thought all started when I was flipping through the channels the other day and came across WWE Raw on USA. I hadn’t watched Wrestling since I was a little kid and remembered the day before was Wrestlemania (Thanks Ayii), so I decided to check it out for a little bit. But lo and behold who do I see holding two belts over his shoulder talking into the mic, but The Miz.
For those who don’t remember, Mike Mizanin aka “The Miz”, made his debut on the Real World in 2001 on The Real World: Back to New York. Math check (Dave, grab your calculator) 2010 minus 2001 is 9 years. So in this time from when he made his debut on The Real World, to his stint on the endless spin-off shows (RealWorld:RoadRules Challenge, etc.) he has taken his character alter-ego from the original 2001 Real World when he would get shiiiitfaced called, “The Miz”, and transformed himself into a Wrestlemania winning bad boy.
Unfortunately, Monster.com couldn’t help me in my job search, but from my research it’s shown me just one thing, you better get your tivo’s ready cause the way things are going and how you get famous these days, I’m gonna be blowin’ up on your tv’s very soon. Or at least coming to a bar near you soon.
-THat KIIIDD
Team: Work
With that being said some teams were just destined for greatness. Team names meant to forever echo in the halls of history.
Do the players make the team or does the team make the players? I think yesterday shed some light on that debate.
Last night I'm at The Kels bar in Allston (ya on a Monday) with Dave to watch Izzy and DJ run some train in a ruit tourney. Dave ordered a pitcher of some Magic Hat to start and it was delicious. Around the back of the bar was where warm-ups were taking place. It was only 930 but Izzy was already showing signs of dominance. Eventually more people showed up around 10 and things got underway. The amount of bros there was staggering - bros on bros.
The DJ announced the first six matches from high atop his jockey tower in the room. Our heroes for tonight Izzy and DJ (team NSFW) had first ups on table two.
The disc-DJ read off more of the names. Some team names were so good I just had to bust out the blackberry and log them into a memo pad. Here's a list of some of the best ones:
More head than pillows
The Dennis system
NSFW
No means yes, yes means anal
Straight cash homey
Cock consuming cunt
Black Jesus
Scotts paper towels
Cervix
Hannah does Montana
Rob and Dan
Carpet matches the drapes
Fat kids are harder to kidnap
KY jelly donuts
Spread eagle
Bert’s bukkake
Some of these names were made funnier when a match was announced (on table one we have more head than pillows vs. Hannah does Montana, cock consuming cuts vs. Rob and Dan)
Team NSFW made quick work in round one. The tourney was double elimination which meant a lot of teams were there at the start. The teams who lost played again sooner that teams who had won to filter out the suck early.
NSFW went on to win the next two games making them a perfect 3-0. Also by this time Dave and I were on our 3rd pitcher of $5 beer.
Competition got tough as NSFW faced more composed teams. They were met with their first defeat in the 4th round at the hands of team kid-who-looked-like-the-older-brother-from-Home Improvement and a really beat chick. Home Improvement kid had an arc shot like I've never seen before. After lining the shot up and taking countless mock shots he finally released the ball into a high rainbow that splashed down in the last cup.
A crushing defeat for NSFW.
The tourney pressed on. In round 5 with one loss already looming overhead for team NSFW they looked to battle against the odds and the early deficit they found themselves in. Down 8 cups to 3 they mounted a comeback. Rallying, they twiddled the score to 4-1. The other team had been swishing all game and with only one cup remaining it looked as if NSFW was going to make a late exit.
A composed Izzy hit his shot. A lesser composed DJ hit his shot. Balls back. 2-1. Miss. Miss
The other team responded with two bricks shots of their own. With balls in hand team NSFW glared at the two cups that remained. Eat or be eaten.
Splash. Splash.
Two shots. Two cups. No girls. NSFW had done it, they had staged an amazing comeback - one that will be talked about for generations. To celebrate, Dave bought another pitched for himself (I grabbed a plastic cup and helped). NSFW moved on once more. Izzy's back grew tired from carrying the team.
The next game wasn't as exciting. Team "other guys" created an early lead that Izzy and DJ just couldn't overcome. No shame here - first time at the tourney and they had made it to the quarterfinals.
We will be back another Monday. $5 pitchers in hand. Even though NSFW hadn’t won the whole thing they made it pretty far…..kind of like another great team I remember……….
Too cool pt. 2
What does this kid do when I tell him this?
He eats it up. Not only does he become a fan of Deez that minute but he tells me he endorses the idea of putting these pictures up of him and saying he sucks. I wasn't going to make fun of him until minutes after he became a fan. Edward with the support of the teacher tells me blogs are for people with no lives.
Obviously I have a life. And a plan.
And to explain both my life and my plans with Deez would be dumb because you all would totally steal my idea and shit because its that good.
I ASKED FOR A CHEESEBURGER
I just want to start off by saying this video is good, but like any young prospect it’s got the ability to be great, it just needs the recognition and the shot at the title it needs. Obviously the star of the show is the appropriately titled, “Cheeseburger Josh”. In his dayglow yellow Tapout shirt, green shorts, and shamrock necklace, he fits the bill as drunk asking for cheeseburger after a day of celebrating St. Patrick’s Day.
I just want to know the backstory behind what happened before he had to start yelling at the Whataburger staff. He asked for a cheeseburger, so what happened? There’s no way Whataburger ran out of meat, that’s their name. And There’s no way they just refused service, it’s St. Patrick’s Day, if you refused every drunk person to come in that day they wouldn’t have made a dime, they must have just given him a chicken sangy by mistake but of course when you’re drunk as shit a fast food restaurant doesn’t have to do much to make you want to fuck with them.
His friend counting to 3 and then leaving, classic pissed/embarrassed at your fat ass drunk friend for being obnoxious. The best line of this though is the dude who calls Cheeseburger Josh a bitch when he tells him that the burger that he has tastes good. Better than fucking with the staff at a fast food joint is the always appropriate taunting the drunk guy in the yellow Tapout shirt that you have a burger, and that it tastes sooo good. Dudes wearing a Tapout shirt so obviously talks a big game about kicking ass and shit but after the pants come off and he get’s taken down with a low-leg single that would make any wrestling coach proud. I’ve never seen someone give up so physically though after being taken down like that.
Sure Cheeseburger Josh reversed it for that split second but he just flops over wrestler dude and gets put into that Kimora. All around sloppy fighting on CBJ’s side, I don’t think I could have given him one point there, while beard guy wins with a unanimous decision. I can’t wait to see if either of these dues milk it like I am a Mother Fucker dude has been doing.
-That Kid
(PS – I Lied, best line of the movie is that during the fight the Whataburger worker is still calling out order numbers @2:48, Ain’t no thing, bitches got a job to do, what does she care if two white boys are wrastlin’ right where people need to pick up their order)
(PPSS - we beat barstool in posting this video)
This day in history - March 30th
Some people said that when this thing finally goes all out it will be the end of days. But good for us this thing isn't suppose to be up to speed until late 2012...... wait. what?
Monday, March 29, 2010
It OK to leave comments
Is it that brutal to just leave a quick one-liner in the comments box?
I appreciate you reading Deez. It shouldn't however feel like creeping on someones fb pictures - let people know you were here.
It's the new cool thing to do.
Battle of... drunk interviews
vs.
Last night I had a dream that I made a battle of... that featured two of the best drunk interviews. ever.
The dream quickly changed into a nightmare as I couldn't find a way to put these two drunk interviews together. I remember traveling across wide-open plains and climbing tall red wood trees but still couldn't figure out how to unite these two vids.
Eventually I awoke in a cold sweat. I laid back down in my bed, shaken - I laid there looking at the ceiling and then all of a sudden it made sense to me. Located almost directly above my head in the ceiling design was a obese profile shot of Albert Einstein. Life was so clear. Albert rests above me.
Also I figured I could put these two together in a battle of... titled "drunk interviews".
Pixar lamp. Directed by Michael bay
transformation from Andre B on Vimeo.
I had always thought Optimus Prime was the most bad-ass transformer but then I had to go use the internets. Then this circle/sphere/lamp thing goes ahead and blows my brain....up. This is like if Michael Bay directed Pixar's opening logo. Except instead of the lamp just squishing the letter "i" in Pixar it goes ahead and nukes the fucking thing and megan fox is in it...
Sphere is cool and all but don't forget about TRONNNNN !!!
I had always thought Optimus Prime was the most bad-ass transformer but then I had to go use the internets. Then this circle/sphere/lamp thing goes ahead and blows my brain....up. This is like if Michael Bay directed Pixar's opening logo. Except instead of the lamp just squishing the letter "i" in Pixar it goes ahead and nukes the fucking thing and megan fox is in it...
Sphere is cool and all but don't forget about TRONNNNN !!!
Stone Called
"Kid A" is helping me out big time today giving me a lift from the train station to where my interview is. Her and I get to talking about smoking, getting high and stuff. One thing leads to another and she says how one time she was really high and bugged out. She got soooo high that she nearly called her mom.
Now theres getting high and then theres getting high and calling your mom to help. Then theres getting high and calling the police. Then theres getting high and calling a morning talk show. Then theres getting high and calling C-SPAN. Then theres getting high and calling O.J.
Contee fb status
"haha getting drunk with Aaron this should be fun!!!"
22 seconds ago
"WHAT THE FUCK TO DO ON A MONDAY NIGHT IN RHODE ISLAND ! NOTHING !"
3 hours ago
"BORED!"
Yesterday at 11:48am
"So Im talking to one of my boys via bbm I go " Lets chill tonight" He goes "ye kid just hold on Im at the gym getting swollen getting ready for Neptunes baby " hahahah"
Yesterday at 11:06am
"Colloooseummm is gay. Lol"
Sat at 9:05pm via Mobile Web
"Cant wait to get back for spring football practice:)"
Sat at 11:38am
"breakfast!"
Sat at 9:53am via Facebook for BlackBerry® smartphones
"Uh, uh ahhhhhhh, I know you say you love me girl, I know you say you love me girl, Problem is you prolly tell that sh*t to everybody So, we hear you talking boo but we just don't believe you."
Sat at 8:01am
"Aspire is wackkk! Lol"
Fri at 10:24pm via Mobile Web
"Ri clubs r so wackkk!!! Fml!!! Wish I was in nyc!!"
Fri at 9:32pm via Mobile Web
Billy Payne, what ARE you doing?!
sportsmedianews - Augusta National Golf Club and Masters Tournament Chairman Billy Payne announced today that the 2010 Masters will be produced and broadcast live in 3D. This innovative step forward, the first of its kind in golf, will include multiple 3D cameras placed strategically throughout the course resulting in perspectives never before seen of Augusta National. In a first in sports broadcasting, the 3D production, which will primarily focus on the second nine, will be distributed live to those in the United States with 3D-capable television sets and 3D-capable computers.
“Innovation has always been part of Masters tradition,” said Payne. “Utilizing this technology marks another important milestone in allowing our at-home patrons to better experience the beauty of our course and excitement of our Tournament. We consider ourselves fortunate to be a leader in providing this technology, thanks in large part to our valuable partners who share in our commitment to deliver a meaningful and memorable viewing experience.”
Sony Electronics will support the effort not only as a sponsor of the 3D telecast, but also as an industry expert, along with supplying the latest advances in professional camera equipment and its 3D-capable televisions. Comcast will join in the production effort and provide the distribution channels necessary to deliver the content free to its households throughout the United States. Additionally, Comcast and IBM, the Tournament’s technology partner, will combine efforts to offer the 3D feed via http://www.masters.com/.
Golf in 3D? Well surely this will be a better use of 3D technology. Let's watch one of the more...boring sports IN 3D!!
So this is how I see it. The graphics, scoreboard, and backswing with be in 3D. Based on the shots that typical golf coverage gets will yeild just that - the blandest and most boring visuals in all of sports. But it's in 3D so can it suck that much?
This day in history - March 29th
That place was totally the place to be 23 years ago.What. I'm sure it smelled great - just all those Mania fans jammed into that tiny Pontiac Silverdome. WHAT?! I can see it now....millions of poster boards cheering on Hulk Hogan and Andre the Giant.
What. So I went to a bar and started drinking beer. what. drinking beer. what. I rode one of those mechincal bulls front ways what side ways what back ways what one handed two handed no handed. what. then i started drinking more beer!!
Sunday, March 28, 2010
Battle of... that guys
vs.
Look at that guy!
The top one is great - guy creeping in on a would-be wedding invite card. The bottom picture is great as well because it's real and its That Kid being That Guy. Take notes on how to totally ruin pictures - these are both A+ works.
BONUS: THAT GUY'S
35 stories from 35 Allston
Title explains it. Club 35 was legend.
To make sure that this historic landmark is never forgotten we have gathered some of the best moments from 35. We just need to stop being so damn lazy over here and type these legends out for all you to enjoy.
Here's some:
- Sam and izzy go to annas
- Club 35 grand opening
- Free goes streaking
- The mysterious reappering landlady
- Metal kitty
- The boys tell whats-her-name to go trick-or-treating in july
- Bag hands wizard sticks
- Smoke monster rat attack
- The landlord re-does the basement bathroom
- Free free night
- Pat knees and toes knees and toes goes apeshit on a trash barrel
- Ninja warrior record time
- Keg Party Tuesday, with foriegn people. That night also yeilded "Free tries to Fly", and "The earliest Free stripped at"
- The intense Home Run Derbies in the park
- Dan shirtless and trying to swing a bat.
- kush and early times on a sunday night
- dan turning the early times handle into his jugs.
- Free's bedroom, aka, the kitchen
- Peeing in the Water bucket
- Devin peeing in my room
- sleeping on the shit mattress in the basement
- pat knees and toes sick ass pool that he didn't want to tell us about and his dad drinking mikes hard lemonades
- Handstands from Hell.
Research
This was obviously met with debate - because that just sounds dumb.
I didn't come up with the trivia - I just read it on the internets - not from Wiki so get off my dick about that. As some basic research will tell you the Earth's Circumference at the Equator is 24,901.55 miles (40,075.16 km) compare that with the 50,000 - 100,000 miles of veins in the human body.
Is this so hard to believe? Do the math. Veins mean business. Now, take the internets word on these trippy but true* facts. (*-may require individual research if it sounds just toooo dumb)
- Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14 and crayfish have 200.
- Without its lining of mucus your stomach would digest itself.
- There are 60,000 miles of blood vessels in the human body.
- The low frequency call of the humpback whale is the loudest noise made by a living creature.
- More germs are transferred shaking hands than kissing.
- The fastest speed a falling raindrop can hit you is 18mph.
- At over 2000 kilometers long The Great Barrier Reef is the largest living structure on Earth.
- A dog's sense of smell is 1,000 times more sensitive than a humans.
- To escape the Earth's gravity a rocket need to travel at 7 miles a second.
- If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill an Olympic sized swimming pool.
- Our oldest radio broadcasts of the 1930s have already traveled past 100,000 stars.
- The silkworm moth has eleven brains.
- Bats always turn left when leaving a cave.
- A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
- A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continually from the bottom of the glass to the top.
- More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes
- If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
Too cool
Does this look like a kid who thinks he's too cool to be a fan of Deez on facebook???
Well it is. What the fuck Eddy - sack up and join the club.
And if you havn't joined the club get on that so you don't look like this kid
Friday, March 26, 2010
@ the baaaar d00de
I have the link to the rest of these pictures....
wheres the link , wheres the link?!?
link.....
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