One Coor's light at Joshua Tree on $2 Coors Light Thursdays: $2
One bottle of Dos Equis at local restruant: $4.95
One 2 liter bottle of Franklin's Finest: $11.95
Delicious home brewed 100 proof Apple Pie drank: Pricele....Delicious
And unless your name is Izzy, you are not drinking any of this tonight. I have had the distinct pleasure of consuming some of this home brew on a couple of occasions - the taste is unlike any drink available in any liquor store anywhere. It's a mixture of Apple Pie and syrup working together in a perfect blend. A hint of familiar flavors makes the foreign substance feel less like a giant cider donut and more like a one-way ticket to Blackout City.
As the deliciousness subdues your taste buds it also subdues your senses, you forget that you are indeed consuming liquor and large amounts of it.
HA, look at me trying to analyze this drink. Honestly, one night me and some bro's smashed a whole bottle of this in under a half hour after saying we should make it last all night (we smashed the physical bottle as well) minutes after the last drop was consumed my bro was telling this one girl she looked like Zoey Deschanel and they should.... with a can of WD40 and a fold out dinner table.
Man this stuff is good
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