Domesticated Buddies

A friend who can't speak is usually referred to as incompetent or shitfaced. A best friend who can't talk at all you call your best friend. No I'm not talking humans or That Kid; I'm talking about our domesticated animal friends


I love pets of all kinds. They are like moving pieces of furniture that warmly greet every time you return home. Whether its coming back from grocery shopping or from a overseas vacation, their nose is in your crotch with in the seconds you come through the door. It’s not until you have awesome animals that you’re able to see how lame other people’s animals are (I.e. That Kid's dog Tucker, jills cats, and Curt’s cat Taffy)

These animals almost seem to lack the incentive to be awesome. Instead of being LIKE pieces of furniture, their lameness makes them into ACTUAL pieces of furniture. But Instead of being able to sit on them you have to feed them and walk them.

I have logged many years worth of experience around AWESOME animals - tom (third down) and harry (R.I.P h - second down), my cousin's dogs Gunner(top, top) and Chewy (top, bottom), Max, Sabrina’s cat zoey which is the coolest cat in Allston, Metal Kitty (bottom) the former coolest cat in Allston, Ben’s dog SAAAANDY, duke, major and roscoe, Dave’s cat Rocky, ect.

Instead of being pieces of bitching furniture, these animals take center stage in the room. They provided entertainment and joy, something truly special from a creature that has no fucking idea what's going on.

Now, is it the persons fault if their animal is lame? Not really.

Is it the ownersfault if they don't remind their pet just how lame they really are everyday? Yes.

It should be said directly to the animal’s face every day that they suck-hard. This is the scarlet letter amongst domesticated friends.

(i put the cat video ontop of the dogs video on purpose....)