People, relax with your fucking umbrellas.
I don’t know what is worse – the fact Boston is underwater again or the 1000000 people who have umbrellas. I’ve never been a fan of umbrellas, they get in the way and don’t do much.
Ohh but it keeps my upperbody dry. So does running
That’s about it. It keeps your upperbody and hair dry. Your pants and shoes and bag are still gonna get fucking drenched. And when it is time to pop that bad boy open its like a minefield of just exploding umbrella tops.
A little water never hurt anyone. We live on the water planet – your ass ain’t gonna melt missy. So do me a favor next time it rains out – don’t be a bitch and wear a rain coat.
(see look how dumb you look from a birds-eye view)
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