Deez Blogz: 4/1/10

Friday, April 30, 2010

Clean up on aisle gulf coast.

boston- Oil from a massive spill in the Gulf of Mexico oozed into Louisiana's ecologically rich wetlands Friday as storms threatened to frustrate desperate protection efforts. The White House put a hold on any new offshore oil projects until the rig disaster that caused the spill is explained. Crews in boats patrolled coastal marshes early Friday looking for areas where the oil has flowed in, the Coast Guard said. The National Weather Service predicted winds, high tides and waves through Sunday that could push oil deep into the inlets, ponds and lakes that line the boot of southeast Louisiana. Seas of 6 to 7 feet were pushing tides several feet above normal toward the coast, compounded by thunderstorms expected in the area Friday. Crews are unable to skim oil from the surface or burn it off for the next couple of days because of the weather, Coast Guard Rear Adm. Sally Brice-O'Hara said on ABC's "Good Morning America."

Waves may also wash over booms strung out just off shorelines to stop the oil, said Tom McKenzie, a spokesman for U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, which is hoping booms will keep oil off the Chandeleur Islands, part of a national wildlife refuge.

"The challenge is, are they going to hold up in any kind of serious weather," McKenzie said. "And if there's oil, will the oil overcome the barriers even though they're ... executed well?"

A top adviser to President Barack Obama said Friday that no new oil drilling would be allowed until authorities learn what caused the explosion of the rig Deepwater Horizon. David Axelrod told ABC's "Good Morning America" that "no additional drilling has been authorized and none will until we find out what has happened here." Obama recently lifted a drilling moratorium for many offshore areas, including the Atlantic and Gulf areas.

What a mess this is. These big dummies blowing up an oil rig like it was a Hummer in a Michael bay movie. All this to get a couple hundred barrels of overpriced oil - this would never have happened if the rig was a windmill. And the poor exec's over at BP Oil Corporation. Since this rig got absolutely lit up April 20th the company’s value as tumbled all the way down to only..... $25 billion - boo who. Let's throw money at them like they have for us.

Even with a president of color in office Louisiana still can't catch a break.

This day in history - April 30th

1939 – NBC inaugurates its regularly scheduled television service in New York City, broadcasting President Franklin D. Roosevelt's N.Y. World's Fair opening day ceremonial address.

Let me get this straight. They air Franky D's but they scrap Conan because of lower rating than Jay Leno. (that was my lead in to showing this video)

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

That picture

This is one picture that just gets better every time you see it. Classic – the uniqueness, the setting, the scenario, the action, the preparedness, the complete unpreparedness, the douchiness, the awesomeness – look at that picture. Minute ago I finished skimming through my pictures and found some classics that were tucked away amongst the 790+ documents I have in my Pictures folders, listed into sub-folders like: “Old Phone” “Phone” “Dean 07-08” “Random shit” “Jaunt” “shit” “other shit”. My pictures file is so fucking random and so fucking awesome.

I’m sure everyone has a good amount of pictures on their computers or in REAL albums – and facebook albums named after quotes from that night - skim through them and I’m sure you’ll find your “n1244040999_30969678_924819” or the picture more commonly referred to as the picture where Daves cleaning and Dans being an ass in the back ground right before graduation and moments away from having Dave’s parents come upstairs to take him home and help move out…the picture above….that picture where the shark bite wrappers are all over the table.. Yaaa that one.

check out other random gems I found on my computer and don’t judge me.

(wad up isbellas 6'ft sub to snack on for da super bowl)

("oh look, its lake chequawambabdbdbadldkfklsd;ldaf right there - right here")

Click picture to see in IMAX levels

(this was obviously on dean.moodle.stuff's portal for about three months)

(screen shot - come in tokyo)

("can you hear me...now")

(this pictures totally not the back round on my phone)

(heidi...chill)

(it was free so there was no question)

(ya. the green wristband)

(what did i say before about not judging me. its funny)

(michael phelps - what tiiiime is it)

TO BE CONTINUED....obviously

...posting more pictures. not the Soprano's. It's over. Find a new show.

How famous/smart are the kids i go to school with

(pictured from left: jacob's elbow, mike, dave, jimmy, rex)

Yesterday as I'm leaving my last tv class of the semester I shared one last bonding moment with the guys in the most non-homo way possible by riding the elevator down with them. Naturally we were shooting the shit down 10 floors so when we reached ground level we were still in dude-speak-mode.

As the door opened a beautiful Emerson cheerleader stood waiting to board (side note: since when did we have sports?). All five of us males made quick eye contact with her - for me I held the gaze then made my exit

The girl looked like someone I had seen before but i didn't think much of it. Turning the corner I heard ahead of us Jimmy and Eshan say collectively "OHHH NO SHIT". Curious I asked what was scoota?

They told me that girl was Nick Cage's daughter.

Now obviously I know that Emerson has ties to the big names in show business like Jay Leno, Dennis Leary, and all the other famous people out there but this was Nick Cage's baby sweetheart daughter. I was so excited over the first part of Jimmy's sentence that I blocked out the second part:

"Ya that's Nick Cage's daughter......in Con Air"

Awwww fuck. Casey Poe. I thought we were really onto something here. She's only a sophmore. Anyway, I hope see enjoyed her elevator ride because I was jealous as shit that she has an imdb page. She's probably flattered that I mentioned her on my blog....

actor spotlights<<<<<<

I don't see this ending well....

I'm on my Emerson equivalent of Moodle the other day and I see the word chatroulette under some event update shit. Its worth mentioning that chatrt had become a running joke in my television preformance class soley to piss off Cathrine. Anyway - i click that shit and read this:

Chatroulette Bingo & Ice Cream Social

04/29/2010
7:00 PM - 9:00 PM

The Class Council of 2012 is ending the year off with:

CHATROULETTE BINGO & ICE CREAM SOCIAL!

Bring your friends, apetite & LAPTOP to the best night of the year. Use your communication skills (we do go to Emerson) and mingle with fellow strangers or NEXT them once you fullfill your bingo box. Make sure you don't see the dirty willy or something bad may happen...

Come play and be able to win FUN, AMAZING, SPECTACULAR PRIZES!

You never know who may appear on Chatroulette! *Maybe the piano improv guy, Ashton Kutcher, JoBros or even the President!

Ice cream, snacks and refreshments will be served!

Sponsored by Class of 2012.

Really class of 2012? A great idea indeed but has the class of 2012 been on chatroulette? I don't think they have because then they'd know the simple facts about what really goes down there. For fun awhile ago I hunted and gathered some data on chatroulette and my findings were....shocking to say the least. I knew before hand that alot of yanking goes down on chatrt, but i figured amongst the crowds would be some cool bros or at least some chicks who would flash their tits for Haiti. Over the span of a half hour or so I gathered these findings:

Feb. 17 4:08pm - 4:28pm

153 men

31 female

27 n/a

15 dudes whacking it

As you can see by my research there are alot of dudes on chatrt. A lot of dudes means a lot of whacking. A lot of whacking means this could be a very uncomfortable Chatroulette Bingo & Ice Cream Social. I'm certainly no good at math but if all that data was taken in a 20 minute span and the Ice Cream social is two hours long....I don't see it ending well.

piano guy. *= ohhhh you mean the one and only ben folds

Blow me

boston- In a groundbreaking decision that some say will usher in a new era of clean energy, U.S. Interior Secretary Ken Salazar said today he had approved the nation's first offshore wind farm, the controversial Cape Wind project off of Cape Cod.

"This will be the first of many projects up and down the Atlantic coast," Salazar said at a joint State House news conference with Governor Deval Patrick. The decision comes after nine years of battles over the proposal.

"America needs offshore wind power and with this project, Massachusetts will lead the nation," Patrick said.
The decision had been delayed for almost a year because of two Wampanoag Native American tribes' complaints that the 130 turbines, which would stand more than 400 feet above the ocean surface, would disturb spiritual sun greetings and possibly ancestral artifacts and burial grounds on the seabed. The ocean floor was once exposed land before the sea level rose thousands of years ago.

Salazar said he had ordered modifications to "minimize and mitigate" the impact of the project that would "help protect the historical, cultural, and environmental resources of Nantucket Sound." He said his approval would require the project developer, Cape Wind Associates, to conduct additional marine archaeological surveys and take other steps to reduce the project's visual impact.

The winds of change. Does this make sense? (double pub)

When we elected Obama we knew at that time our country needed some serious energy reform overhauling. As an American I knew this was an exciting time - the thought of coming together again as a country for the better was attainable. Obama vowed to create clean energy and everyone went from six to midnight over the idea.

Then I go and read this article about the wind farm - a clean energy source that could power 1/3 of the cape – yet everyone’s pissed off because it will be an eye sore and will interfere with prayer. These wind mills are a genuine work of human innovation and superior critical thinking skills and their impact would be beyond words. To think that one day soon we could be a completely self-sustaining country in terms of energy and power- clean and efficient power. The pieces of broken glass and cigga-butts are more of an eye sore on our beaches than some distant wind mill that will look cool off in the distance. Can we look at these mills as a metaphor? Yes. That winds of change blow in every direction and why let that power go to waste.

Then again maybe 130 turbines is a lot, but fortunately there isn’t over 9,000!

Anyone want a free iPad?

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Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Lucey rumble

Someone said, I forget who - but they said that every war has started either over religion or a woman. While I'm not a religious figure - I am a woman. Wait? No. I'm the man.

But as you will see in the video below neither of these men had problems with their religion nor was this argument religion-induced. It started over a woman....I think.

Let's set the scene. It's a Thursday night. (because of the nature of this video we'll hide the identities of the two disputers; we'll call them "Dave" and "Ron"). So these two are drinking, tempers flare, some names get said, some mothers get mentioned, some words are exchanged. This heated conversation soon turns to physical combat - but before that, more tempers flare, more names are said, and more mothers are mentioned.

Can we tell in this video who is right and who is wrong? No. the only person in the right is our white knight in the middle, we'll call him "Pat", who risks his own face for the others sake. As this conversation hits its peak our camera was rolling capturing all the drama. Fortunately we caught some good things, unfortunately Nez dropped my camera some time after - but I can't be mad at him for two reasons: 1) he's Nezzy Nezz and B) the last footage/audio to ever be captured on my camera was......well.....it was: "I'll.........." just watch.

As we look back at this now - this whole fight was stupid. For our two duelers "Dave" and "Ron" they made up soon after and all is well. So lets enjoy - and pretend they hate each others guts!!!!!

Bitch hunter

there are just some bitches that need to be hunted.

Monday, April 26, 2010

Monster mash

Christine was soo crazy!

Donald Glover is a silly bitch. Check out this video that blogspot would just not let me post - fuckers. Christine was soo crazy!

Glover = silly bitch

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Fuck.in up

Obviously I would type out an entire awesome blog then as I'm about to publish it..... my computer goes "blahhhh".

Shhhhhh. you had me at "awesome blog".

The real TV guide

Last night I had a tough decision as depicted in the picture above. I saw this problem coming from a mile away. Two great television programs going on at the same time with no DVR present (great show #1, great show #2 and I'm not talking about Camp Rock or Untraceable). With no other options allowing us to watch both at the same time, I choose to rely on my prominent channel-maneuvering skills, more commonly known as "driving" or "channel flipping back and forth"

From 8-9pm we watched "how the universe works" narrated by the dirty man himself, Jim Rowe. This show was a nice appetizer. At 9pm is when thinks got sticky. Jumping between "Hawkings" and "America" required some slick moves - but I was ready. Fortunately the first couple of decades in our countries history involved pilgrims getting sick and dying whereas Stephan Hawkins talked through a computer than had some stud who sounded like Desmond from LOST read the rest of his research.

At 10pm the situation went from sticky to just downright bananas. "Breaking Bad" ended up trumping hawkings and the years 1600-1770 A.D during this particular time slot. Navigating between the three of course during commercials. It also didn't help that Breaking Bad nearly gave us all drama-induced heart attacks during a couple scenes.

(not the scene from last night. just AH scene)

As usual, yours truly aka fearless leader aka sex kitten, was able to navigate Sunday night primetime television with ease. Heck, I should go to school for this kind of shit...

(ps. check out that sick timing with the new bear grylls show commerical in the top corner on the main blog picture. skill)

Pick me up.

3news- The Transit Agency is warning Hamilton bar-goers about two entrepreneurial locals who have set up their own low-budget, unlicensed taxi service.

Calling themselves "Bro Rydz", the man and woman pick-up patrons from student bars in their ageing sedan, offering cut-price fares for cash. The agency is calling the pair a "public safety issue", but bar owner John Lawrence says they're just providing a service.

The agency has received complaints about the pair and are considering getting the police involved.

What kind of sick and twisted world do we live in where you can't get a cut-priced ride home from your bro. This company could not have a better name: Bro Rydz. Like first off they have "bro" in there followed by the creatively spelled "Rydz". A great name. It could totally go both ways if this who taxi business doesn't pan out (like it is currently). This could totally get flipped and become a bro-escort service.

Honestly, we should look up to these kidz for several reasonz. First off, they use the letter "Z" instead of an "S" like here at DeezBlogZ. Second, you know this idea totally came to them one night when they were leaving a bar shit faced. This was probably the conversation they has as they stumbled out:

Guy:

Hey. wegotta get a fuckin cab

Girl:

Yaaa. cept I wish we didn't have to pay

......(5 mins later)

Guy:

waaaait, waaait, a minute. whatif we could make.

Like if me and you went around and picked a-people up

from the bar for cheaper then those fuckincabs.

Girl:

that's a good idea we could.....

Guy:

let me finish!!!

and we'll totally call the company Bro Rydz.

So the next time your hammered remember that great ideas come when you least expect it. It's up to you to atleast write it down should genius strike. Then, in the morning when your skimming through your texts from last night you can see that untitled one that says "great idea remember it in the morning" and turnn yourself into a more-modern day Carlos Slim.

This day in history - April 26th

1965 – A Rolling Stones concert in London, Ontario is shut down by police after 15 minutes due to rioting.

If theres one thing I love more than riots its.....it's.....well, i fucking love riots. If That Kid wasn't completely asleep right now he'd totally blog about his love of riots. Picture like a dance floor just going apeshit on everyone else around them. Lawrence stand up. Riots can come in all shapes and sizes and they have the ability to shut down commerce like it was the day after thanksgiving.....

TWSS

.....and, THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.

-high five to sabrina for the tip

Sunday, April 25, 2010

SPEEEEDIN

AquaView- Sir Richard Branson billionaire Entrepreneur, recently showed yet again his extravagant side with the unveiling of his new aero submarine christened the “Necker Nymph” which is unlike anything else in the world. Branson, who already owns a mobile phone company, a record label, an airline, a Caribbean island, space travel and a handful of luxury restaurants just added one more frontier to his portfolio- The Sea!

The 3-seater submersible built in the likeness of a fighter plane, uses the same principles of flight through air underwater. The Necker Nymph that runs on battery that’s so quiet it just glides through the water with very low noise emissions and low light to avoid interfering with fragile ecosystems. It has an open cockpit and passengers use scuba gear, stored in the craft which can dive to depths of up to 130ft. The unique submersible cost around 415,000 British pounds and the billionaire has lofty aspirations to eventually create a plane that explore depths of 35,000 feet. Designed by Hawkes Ocean Technologies, the Necker Nymph is the first underwater plane to ever be designed and an entirely new class of vehicle.

Man this Branson guy knows how to throw money around on awesome shit. I want a space plane and a underwater speedin whip. Guess I'll just have to work even harder on this blog. Or you could donate. Or I could rob you - either way is ok with me, maybe not so much with you.

Or you could watch some of my full length feature films.....Granted whatever Branson makes it's gonna be awesome. Like the "Deep Search".

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome.
-Steve Zissou

Ain't no party like Kate's birthday party!

Who's coming to Kates birthday party next week? It's a low-key event. Edward sent me the invite via facebook yesterday and told me I should attend. Figuring it would be fun, I said "attending" - even though I don't know Kate but then again how well do you usually know the person who's house your going to for their birthday?

Apparently me, Ed, and Kate aren't the only ones invited - 40,000 people have said they will be in attendence. Hopefully that woun't be too many since Kate has a small apartment:

Kate's Birthday Party is an internet meme stemming from a Facebook event which was originally created as an invitation to a private party in Adelaide, South Australia but due to its open event status now has over 58,000 "attending" RSVPs from all over the world. It has since spawned hundreds of other pages, events and groups organising before and after parties, car-pools and Kate's Birthday Party 2011. The event also contains a picture of Kate which many people have made their profile picture. Kate's Birthday Party is scheduled for Saturday the 1st of May at 8.00pm.

The event was originally publicized by David Thorne on his Twitter account, at April 21, 2010, saying:
"Yay. Kate's having a party in her small apartment. Hit attending & give the host an aneurysm with a link to the Facebook event"

Kate has now cancelled the event on Facebook.

No one told me this shit was in Australia! Heck - 40,000 people down there is known has a small gathering, a cook out, "having people over". In that case, see you all next week to fuckinnnnn ragggeeeeeee.

Saturday, April 24, 2010

This day in history - April 24th

1990 – STS-31: The Hubble Space Telescope is launched from the Space Shuttle Discovery.

Hubble is one hell of an astronaut. Circling the Earth non-stop all day/night. Taking pictures of the deepest reaches of space. One of the most spectacular inventions mankind has ever devised. Thank you Hubble for blowing my fucking mind.

Friday, April 23, 2010

DeezBlogz mailbox

Earlier in the month I put up a post saying how I wanted everyone to spam the shit outta an account I created and that the funniest email would win.

Today I decided to check in on the mailbox and see what we have thus far. We got some good ones...

Tigerwoods.com

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Ahhh yes, the scooter store. Very original. I'll give this contest a couple more weeks to see what you guys can dig up.

Even if your not old you can still rep the shit outta a scooter...

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Would you?

I hope you said No. But if you didn't then prepare to get fucked by the long dick of the law. This girl is only 16!!! Yup.

wwtdd - "ZAHIA DEHAR is that teenage prostitute in France who slept with a bunch of soccer players.

And who turned 18 less than 2 months ago. That’s her when she was 17. And perhaps 16.

She would travel the world, making upwards of 20 grand a month."

Kids these day uh? If they're not at home in their room doing homework and going on facebook then their out there fucking the entire French soccer team. It's time for this girl to grow up......and get 18.

In an unrelated but totally related story, Miley Cyrus is almost of age........

(if there was ever a post that got me on some internet predator list - this would totally be it. Speaking of predator......)

This day in history - April 23rd

1985 – Coca-Cola changes its formula and releases "New Coke". The response is overwhelmingly negative, and the original formula is back on the market in less than 3 months.

We all know that Coca-Cola is the street term for crack-muthafuckin-cocaine. Granted actual cocaine hasn't been used in Cola since 1886 - this "new coke" seemed like a genius attempt to getting that crack back in the mix. People of the world however didn't agree.

Whatever. If you want crack your going to get it one way or another - whether it be coke, sprite, or fanta.