DeezBlogz mailbox

Earlier in the month I put up a post saying how I wanted everyone to spam the shit outta an account I created and that the funniest email would win.

Today I decided to check in on the mailbox and see what we have thus far. We got some good ones...


Tigerwoods.com 

Thank you for registering at TIGERWOODS.COM. For your records, you are registered with the following e-mail address: deezblogz@yahoo.com

You can always edit your registration information (including changing your
password) by signing in and navigating to the account management section.


Thank you,
TIGERWOODS.COM Customer Service

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The scooter store 

We recently noticed that you had signed up to be on our customer/e-mail list.

First of all, thank you for your interest in our company. We know that there are many other websites out there, so we are flattered that you landed on ours and decided to stay for a while.

Secondly, we would like to welcome you to our site and give you an additional 10% off already reduced prices. All you would need to do is simply log in and make your purchase. There is no code that needs to be entered, no certain item that it applies to, no stipulations, it’s simple.

Finally, we strive to keep a line of communication open between us and our customers; so if you have any questions, please feel free to give us a call or send an e-mail.

Respectfully yours,
               Angela from myscooterstoreonline

Ahhh yes, the scooter store. Very original.  I'll give this contest a couple more weeks to see what you guys can dig up.

Even if your not old you can still rep the shit outta a scooter...