I'm on my Emerson equivalent of Moodle the other day and I see the word chatroulette under some event update shit. Its worth mentioning that chatrt had become a running joke in my television preformance class soley to piss off Cathrine. Anyway - i click that shit and read this:
Chatroulette Bingo & Ice Cream Social
04/29/2010
7:00 PM - 9:00 PM
The Class Council of 2012 is ending the year off with:
CHATROULETTE BINGO & ICE CREAM SOCIAL!
Bring your friends, apetite & LAPTOP to the best night of the year. Use your communication skills (we do go to Emerson) and mingle with fellow strangers or NEXT them once you fullfill your bingo box. Make sure you don't see the dirty willy or something bad may happen...
Come play and be able to win FUN, AMAZING, SPECTACULAR PRIZES!
You never know who may appear on Chatroulette! *Maybe the piano improv guy, Ashton Kutcher, JoBros or even the President!
Ice cream, snacks and refreshments will be served!
Sponsored by Class of 2012.
Really class of 2012? A great idea indeed but has the class of 2012 been on chatroulette? I don't think they have because then they'd know the simple facts about what really goes down there. For fun awhile ago I hunted and gathered some data on chatroulette and my findings were....shocking to say the least. I knew before hand that alot of yanking goes down on chatrt, but i figured amongst the crowds would be some cool bros or at least some chicks who would flash their tits for Haiti. Over the span of a half hour or so I gathered these findings:
Feb. 17 4:08pm - 4:28pm
153 men
31 female
27 n/a
15 dudes whacking it
As you can see by my research there are alot of dudes on chatrt. A lot of dudes means a lot of whacking. A lot of whacking means this could be a very uncomfortable Chatroulette Bingo & Ice Cream Social. I'm certainly no good at math but if all that data was taken in a 20 minute span and the Ice Cream social is two hours long....I don't see it ending well.
piano guy. *= ohhhh you mean the one and only ben folds
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