BrickBreak item power rankings

If you rep a blackberry you already know. To those people with flip phones (dave) keep playing with your calculator, those with the iphone keep playing what ever it is you play. Brickbreaker is the go to game on the blackberry when your bored. It's what you do when its either between paying attention to the world around you or shoving a thumb up yo ass. For me personally, brickbreak is engaged the second the T dips underground and all service is lost. I'm not the only one too - I can glance around and see people doing the same thing. Different levels, same game.

The next time you find a blackberry in your hand and brickbreak is going down remember these item power rankings so you can shatter that high score.

(Items are helpful tools that fall on the screen during play.

Some are good and useful, others are bitches)

Flip - biggest pain in the ass item

the flip item brings little to no influence at all. By inverting the controls it only makes this dyslexic world I already live in just that much more difficult



Warp
allows you to go so far right that your paddle re-enters from the left or vice versa. What I don't understand about the warp tool is: why with such a cool name does it suck so much?



Slow
makes getting to the next level take that much longer. This is a good item for people who need that extra couple of seconds to navigate over


Catch
useful when the pace of the game becomes rapid. You can benefit from this pause - a few seconds to regain composure



Long
extends your paddle on the sides. Think of it as a fat goalie - or a fat cock if your That Kid.



Gun
very useful on the solid bricks. Pretty much taking the one shot - one kill mantra



Bomb
dropping loads



Laser
a less powerful type of gun item that allows for rapid unlimited firing requiring more focused shots to defeat a brick



Multi
one of my dreams is to just have balls all over my phone screen so I see the multi item as the closest thing to that. Also juggling all those balls raises your skill level



Life- the good and most useful item
rookies, veterans, all pros, and all madden brick breaker players could always use some extra life



I've never played with the sound on so that might change things. But i don't feel like turning it on (twss) because there is nooooo way in hell the games theme song could be better than these.

Here's one brick that I would never touch tho.