What to expect from this movie

By doing some quick research on whos in the movie your about to watch and who directs it (in a second or less) could explain the plot and everything thats going to happen in the next hour and a half/two and a half hours if your James Cameron/two hours and forty-two minutes if your Deer Hunter

Starring Michael Cera – Nerdy virgin intimidated by opposite sex for hour and a half, coerces female lead into sex/pregnancy by dropping band names nobody listens too and nervously flop-sweating whenever they talk to him.

In the future… - Literally none of this will happen in the future, but an open-hand slap to person next to you can definitely be predicted if they feel you need to be reminded.


Directed by Quentin Tarantino – You like people talking for 7/8ths of an action movie? Well you better love it (especially if it’s all in French and German) Oh, and Brad Pitts barely in it.

Based on the Novel by Nicholas Sparks – Prepare for your girlfriend to tell you more times than ever that you will never love her as much as blah blah blah, take a nap during this movie

Directed by Michael Bay – BOOOOOOOOM!!!! STAND DOWN!!!AHHHHHH!!!!CHKCHKPOW!!!BOOOOM!!!WHAT IN THE HELL WAS THAT!!!THAT’S AN ORDER SOLDIER!!! CRYSTAL FIELDS!!! ROCKET BOOSTERS ENGAGED!!!! DOORS BROKEN!!! MEGANTRON!!!!

James Cameron Presents – Pocahontas and Dances with Wolves, except blue, IN 3-D!!!